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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your Momma is so fat that when she tried to land on Earth she flattened Old Chicago. Your momma is so ugly Valus Tu'arik wouldn't date her. Your momma so fat that the vex had to make an entire separate dimension for her to lock her out of time. Your momma so fat she thought Sepiks Prime was a grape.
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Yo mama so fat, they call her the hellmouth
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Yo momma so fat her funeral's gonna be at the World's Grave.
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat, she broke the Bekenstein limit...
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7 RepliesEdited by Sir Amik Vaze: 2/4/2015 4:58:15 AM"I could tell you why your mama is so fat......"
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1 ReplyYo mama so dumb, she bought the Destiny disk before buying a compatible console!
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Yo mamma so fat that eris morn got lost in her dark below
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Yo mama is so fat, she gets three rewards every nightfall. Yo mama is so stupid, she threw strange coins in the fountain. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to take Spanish lessons from be speaker. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to swat the hive.
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she fought Atheon he jump off the side himself
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Yo mama so fat the cabal blow her up for getting in their way!
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Yo mamma's so fat she gets mistaken for the traveller.
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6 RepliesYo momma so dumb, she brought Windex into the Vault of Glass.
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Edited by Sheriff: 2/4/2015 8:50:23 PMThese are hilarious!
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Your mamas so fat she thought an icebreaker was a candy bar.
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Yo momma is so far, future war cult send guardians on scouting missions across her.
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Yo mamas so dumb she tried to swat the hive.
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Yo mama so fat that she is a public event.
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So ugly she make Phogoth look hot...
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Yo mama is so fat that her hunter takes up all the three slots
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1 ReplyYo mama is so dumb she makes the jokes below look intelligent.
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Yo momma so fat the sparrow couldn't move
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Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to solo gatekeeper.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she came into the room everyone got pushed off the map Yo mama is so fat, when Rasputin saw her coming he thought we were being attacked by the darkness Yo mama is so fat, Bungie had to create custom XXXXL armor Yo mama is so fat, her light level is under -9000
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Your momma so fat, her belt size is Phobos.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she lands on Venus the fallen mistake her for one of their skiffs
