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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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2 RepliesYo mama so stupid she threw cheese at her tv to kill Crota.
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yo momma so fat her sparrow stay wheeling
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"Yo momma so easy they replaced xur with her, cause she puts out more"
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1 ReplyEdited by adzg1982: 2/4/2015 6:28:52 PMYo mama been cocked more times than a shotgun in crucible Yo mama taken more loads than valus t'arc Yo mama seen more helmets than the cryptarch Yo mama so fat she can solo the VOG sync plates
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Yo momma is like a raid, Every Tuesday 6 random guys join together to have go at her!
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18 RepliesYo mama so stupid she chose warlock
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat her DLC is called The House of Pancakes
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat, when she walked past the tv, you missed the whole raid!
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Yo mama is so fat, she has her own speaker
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Yo mama is so dreg, that she got her arms removed for buying tickets to see Xbox live
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Yo mama is so old that even she can't hear the deathsinger's liturgy.
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yo mama so fat, every time my ghost sees her he says "well, atleast it's chained."
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Yo mama so fat that when she fights Crota, he falls off the ledge and says "Aaahhh! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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3 RepliesYo momma is so loose guardians nicknamed her the twilight gap.
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Yo mamas so fat guardians thought she was the Traveler
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Yo mama so ugly Atheon pushed her off!
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Yo mama so fat she consumes the [i]darkness[/i]
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6 RepliesEdited by SwankyButters: 2/4/2015 10:30:56 PM"Your mama....is so fat... [i]she doesn't have time to explain to you why, she doesn't have the time to explain[/i] ...why she's so fat." However, if you buy my DLC [b]"Destiny: House of Fat"[/b] ($19.99) you can find out some of the reasons why she's so fat but you still won't quite understand it till you buy [b]"The Chubby Comet"[/b] and [b]"Destiny 2: Too Too Fat"[/b]
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Yo mama so ugly guardians were charged with murder after killing her claiming she was phogotj
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Yo mama is so dumb she went to the gunsmith to try and buy a Hawkmoon.
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Yo mama is so fat... she sat on Atheon and he popped out a Vex.
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Yo mama is so fat, when i see her i turn round, but there she is too!
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1 ReplyYo momas so fat she pushes off atheon just by entering the Vault
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Yo mamas so old she still loot caves
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7 RepliesEdited by Macrocosm11: 2/4/2015 10:43:45 PMYo mama so fat, when she walked into the Summoning Pits, Phogoth said "Damn that's a huge bitch!" *Edited for stupidity
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Yo mamas so fat she needs a Universal Remote for her fat fingers
