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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by Rana Kamikaze: 2/5/2015 2:22:00 AMYo mama is so disgusting that not even Eidolon Ally wants to be her friend
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Yo mamas like dragons breath. She gave me a solar flare
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Your mama is SOO fat that no one can join UR fire team
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Edited by xVorTecKz: 2/5/2015 1:48:11 AMYour mother ate my lucky rasberry. Why she so fat?
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Yo momma so fat that draksis lives inside of her
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Yo mama so fat that bungie call her the weight of darness
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Yo mamas so fat she eats food while playing Destiny!!!!! #OhNoHeDidnt
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Your momma is so dumb and dirty when her raid team told her to wipe she started wiping her ass!!
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Yo mama so dumb, that she tried to eat a Black Wax Idol consumable
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Yo mama so ugly even a detain shield won't stop her to say hi
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You mommas breath is so nasty, they named an exotic rocket launcher after it!
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Your momma so dumb, she traded a Gjallarhorn for heavy synths.
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat the Hive gave up the moon to keep her away.
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Edited by Frederic104: 2/5/2015 12:40:02 AMYo mama so fat the hive wanna chain her up and shove her in the summoning pits To mama so fat she consumed the darkness. Yo mama so ugly when the gorgons see her they die. Yo mama so fat she tried to use a lamp to take off some weight.
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Yo mamas so dumb when she raids and someone says wipe she says oops I forgot and runs to the bathroom
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2 RepliesEdited by DarkanaRoz: 2/4/2015 8:46:10 PMYo momma is so ugly even wolfpack rounds refuse to track her.
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Yo mamma is so corny, she needs [i]Super Good Advice.[/i] I tried.
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yo mama so fat........ they chained her up mistaking her for phogoth.
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Yo mama so crazy she makes Eris seem sane.
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Yo mama so nice she sucks me off while you play destiny.
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Yo mama's so ugly even Crota said "Naw man..."
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YO MOMMA SO FAT... HER SHADOW IS BIGGER THAN DARKNESS OF THE HIVE.
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Yo mama so fat her belt breaks the bekenstein limit!
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Yo mamma so poor and dumb she tried glimmer farming and couldn't get any to grow.
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2 RepliesYo mama so stupid she threw cheese at her tv to kill Crota.
