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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly, wolfpack rounds run from her. Yo mama so fat, bungie ran out of animals for error codes because she ate them all. Error code: your mom. Yo mama so ugly, even pictures of her are considered weapons of sorrow. Yo mama so nice, even the Queen's brother likes her.
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2 RepliesYo momma so ugly she put the awoken back to sleep.
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7 RepliesYo momma so dumb, she tried to turn up the volume on the Speaker.
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2 RepliesYo Mama so ugly, Aksor went back into the Prison of Elders.
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Yo mommas breath so bad that it replaced dragons breath!
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Yo mama's so stupid she got Super Good Advice instead of therapy. Yo mama's so fat they call her ass crack the Necrochasm. Yo mama's so ugly the Gorgons refuse to look at her. Yo mama's so stupid she thought she'd bleed if she got Thorn. Yo mama's so ugly she's what caused the rose to become Thorn. Yo mama's so horny she thought Vex was French for sex. Yo mama's so fat Gjallarhorn's blast radius couldn't reach her heart. Yo mama's so filthy Bungie named a raid after her (Crota's End). Yo mama's so deaf she couldn't hear the Liturgy of Ruin. Yo mama's so stinky she was more lethal than Dragon's Breath. Yo mama's so rude she warded off the Presence of Crota. Yo mama's so ugly the Oversoul died by his own gaze. Yo mama's so fat she could be in Old Russia and the Tower at once. Yo mama's so stupid she tried to get to Old America. Yo mama's so dumb she called a nerf on No Land Beyond. Yo mama's so nice even the Queen's brother liked her. Yo mama's so humble she traded someone her Gjallarhorn. Yo mama's so fat the Cabal mistook her for one of them. Yo mama's so slender she made the Vex look fat.
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Yo mama so ugly the Hive thought she was one of their ogres!
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Yo mama's so fat she broke the bekenstein limit
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Your mamma so fat she has weight of darkness x 1000... in the light!
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1 ReplyEdited by Cobra893: 2/5/2015 4:03:31 AMyo mamma so fat the darkness can't consume her
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Edited by Black Rob: 2/5/2015 3:56:45 AMYo momma so fat, guardians get lost forever in the dark corners of her jelly rolls.
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Yo' mamma' is SOOO fat! That she rivals the Traveler in LIGHT MASS!
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Yo mama's so fat when she sits in a chair people call it a WARSAT. Yo mama's so ugly she gives the Hive the shivers (cuz you get hives in the cold). Yo mama's so stupid she misspells the word "Vecks".
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Yo momma so fat we can play a crucible match on her ass
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Yo momma' so fat, her ass deals void damage.
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Yo mommas so fat it takes a ship and 2 sparrows to get on her good side
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Your mommas so fat when she sits down it starts a new nightfall.
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1 ReplyYour momma so dumb she found the story interesting and fulfilling.
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Yo momma so fat, when she bent over the vex started worshiping her.
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Yo moma so fat a detain shield can "Barely" cover her stomach
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Your momma is so fat, Gardians used her as a solar grenade to push off the Templar Your momma is so fat, when she farted, she gave the vex "mark by that ass"
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Yo mamas so ugly Crota let Atheon push him off the edge with Solar 'Nades.
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Yo mamas breath breath is worse than an acolytes.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she's always in orbit
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Yo momma so nice she lets you do the raid.
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Edited by Rana Kamikaze: 2/5/2015 2:22:00 AMYo mama is so disgusting that not even Eidolon Ally wants to be her friend
