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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so ugly that even Eris Morn cant stand the sight of her.
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1 ReplyEdited by Perpetualenigma3: 3/15/2015 7:28:27 PMYour mama so ugly she could be a hive modern art master piece. Your mama so fat, that when the vex tried to go around her they got lost in time and space. Your mama so fat that at her wedding, everyone was yelling "the traveler is falling, the traveler is falling!" Your mama so fat that when the darkness tried to consume her it choked.
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Your momma's so fat it took the Vex weeks to transform her into a machine.
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Your mammas so ugly, even phogoth would have to think twice
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Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit in the hellmouth
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Your mamma so fat she farted and woke the hive...... From Mars!
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Edited by Imwaffle43: 3/13/2015 3:41:40 PMYo mama's so dumb, she got locked inside her sparrow. Yo mama's so fat, that glide can't slow her descent.
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Your mama is just like the vault - full and no room available
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4 RepliesYo mama is so dumb when she sells us things she makes Xür smart at selling us things I don't stupid my friend told me to put that -_-
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Yo mama so fat! She could not fit in the portal to the black garden.
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yo mama so dumb/ slow that theres no time to explain why theres no time to explain.
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Bump lmao
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Your momma is so ugly when she gorgons, they all get wiped out
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, ghost said, "well, at least it's chained up."
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Felwinter's Lie isn't an OP sack of shit
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yo mama so fat that if she wore orange, all of the sunsinger warlocks would worship her
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she exists in the past and the future.
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit in valus' tank.
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yo mama so nasty, her vagina is the house of wolves
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Yo mama so fat the fallen have named her their new Prime Servitor
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Yo mama is crota
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yo mama so gross that everytime she goes to the bathroom she drops a nova bomb
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"yo mamma so fat when she equips Chatterwhite people mistake her for the Traveler" - somebody on Reddit
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Yo mama so fat she tamed Phogoth!
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Yo mama so fat the vex tried to terraform her
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yo mama so fat that in the vault of glass she doesn't fit through the timgate
