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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat her fart has more Blast Radius than Dragon's breath
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8 RepliesYo momma is such a slut people call her a public event.
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Oh dayum all theses yo momma jokes are like the nightfalls! Burns included!
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5 RepliesBeam fuel can't melt steel jet
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1 ReplyShut the fück up
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1 ReplyYo mamma is so fat she makes pogoth look anorexic.
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Edited by : 3/25/2015 6:47:06 PMYo momma is so fat that she can no longer wear purple, she gets mistaken for sepiks Prime.
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1 ReplyYou mama is so dumb, she doesn't even have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain...
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2 RepliesEdited by Thebostoner: 3/25/2015 7:01:49 PMYo mama so fat when I Saw her I thought there was a public event
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat the big green planet behind Crota is her eye.
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Your mama so nasty she can't wait for xur to come to her corner
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Yo momma is so stupid she liked this post [spoiler]JK this post is awesome XD[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYo mama so stupid! When she used her Titan shield: she tried to SHOOT THROUGH IT! *Brody voice*
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Yo mommas so fat my guardian thought that when she walked by that it was a public event. Get it? Because she blocked out the sun
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2 Repliesyo mama so nasty, even the cryptarch wouldn't screw her
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Your mom isn't fat, but she did think my d I c k was a consumable.
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To momma is so nasty the guardians nicknamed her the twilight gap.
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Yo mama so fat, she got in the way of the cabal, and they went around her cause they got tired of trying and failing to blow her up...
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat that the darkness can't consume her-- [spoiler]she consumes it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYo mommas so stupid she thought the Suros Regime was a diet.
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Sticking yo d I c k in yo mommas vagina is like a good nightfall - all burns
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1 ReplyYo momma's so fat that if she was an exotic, her only upgrade would be "mark of the devourer"
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Yo mama so stupid she backed off a ledge because people threw solar grenades at her
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Yo mama is so fat it took thorn 3 shots to kill her
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Yo mamma so dumb the first thing she did when she saw the hunters gerbade in the crucible was sitting on it
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Yo momma so ugly that even Eris Morn cant stand the sight of her.
