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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly she makes the queens brother look handsome
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3 RepliesYour mother is so overweight.... We are all really concerned about her health.
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Yo momma so fatt I couldn't even penetrate her [spoiler]read my username :D[spoiler][spoiler]sorry that wasn't destiny related[/spoiler][spoiler]i just had to do it[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat that the darkness doesn't consume her...she consumes it
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Edited by logikbrooklyn: 3/26/2015 1:03:42 AMYo mama so fat she jumped on a rainbow and cabal popped out!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she spawns in the tower, Shaxx says "you're crushing them!"
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Yo mamma so fat she saw your Gjallahorn and was like "is that it?"
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1 ReplyYour mammas so fat, she jumped into the hellmouth and got stuck
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Yo mama so fat her shadow gives Weight of Darkness x10
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Yo momma so ugly, even Oryx won't hit that Yo momma so fat, she's the next expansion planet in HoW
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Your mom is so stupid that she dismantled her only Gjallarhorn.
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1 ReplyYo momma so stupid she thought the word of crota was a poem.
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Yo mama so nasty that the cryptarch wouldn't screw her
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Yo mommas so fat they almost named it the vex mythofat
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Yo mamas so fat she protects the traveller from the darkness!!!
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1 ReplyYo momma's so ugly the archon priest wouldn't come out of his cell. Yo momma's so fat that her ass crack was the location of the battle of Twilight Gap. Yo momma's so heavy, she broke the beckinstein limit.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ikimash0u: 3/13/2015 3:38:53 AMYo mommas so ugly she's the reason omingul screams.
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4 RepliesYour mummas so fat she thought ' the hunger of crota' was a challenge.
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Edited by TehPwnShow: 3/25/2015 8:10:58 PM
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Yo mamas so fat when she equipped chatter white everyone thought she was the traveler
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Your momma so fat, her rolls became the extra vault space!
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3 RepliesYo momma so fat even atheon can't teleport her Yo momma so fat she can't even feel the weight of darkness. Yo momma so fat she don't have to go max speed on timebreaker for it to blow up
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Yo mama is so common xur sells her more than sunbreakers
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Edited by TURBO W3ASL3: 3/25/2015 7:35:58 PMYo momma bleeds so much. She needs tampons more absorbent than valus.
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4 RepliesYour mom is so fat, when I pulled down her panties, I thought a fanatic died.
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Yo mama so fat her fart has more Blast Radius than Dragon's breath
