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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so stupid she though little light was cured by plan c
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Yo mama so ugly over soul killed its self.
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1 ReplyYo mama is so bad at destiny she can't get a kill in crucible with the gjallerhorn.
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Yo momma so hairy blessing of light couldn't save you at birth
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You're mommas so fat she was confused for the tower
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yo mama is so drunk and sluty, i thought she was david hasselhoff!
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Yo mama opened the Vault of Glass alone
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Yo mama's so fat when defend the warsat events start, the dregs attack her.
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Edited by Tha_Kid: 3/26/2015 2:02:40 AM"ya muva so smart, she was on the original team that built rasputin." ...wait that aint right >_>;
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4 RepliesYo mama is so ugly she makes Eris look hot.
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Your mama is so stupid she read the description of the red death and dismantled it![spoiler]If You don't get it read the red death description.[/spoiler]
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It's funny how the devs haven't shut this one down yet. It is funny though. Some really creative ones. Especially the ones that target bungie and activision.
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4 RepliesEdited by Mr z MillZzY: 3/26/2015 7:12:44 AM"Yo momma so fat, she sponges more bullets than Rockets McDickface" "Yo momma so fat, her weight of darkness starts at x10" "Yo momma so fat, she uses the vault transfer app" "Yo momma so fat, she collapses after walking the first tower steps" "Yo momma so fat, she caused the darkness by blocking the sun" "Yo momma so fat, when she spawns her time breaker it explodes without the boost" "Yo momma so fat, every time she walks she causes a new collapse" "Yo momma so fat, she needed five ghosts to revive her"
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Yo mama so fat that she's been mistaken for Phogoth! Another one is: Yo mama so fat, her splash attack does damage!
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Yo mama so fat when she fell, she caused the collapse
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Yo mama is so fat stank stupid gross and retarded that she gave birth to you...swanky
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Edited by Tha_Kid: 3/26/2015 1:50:23 AM"Yo momz so dumb, bish still farms loot cave."
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2 Repliesyama so stupid, she mistaken her ear rings for saturn
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Yo mamas so fat the darkness couldn't swallow her
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3 RepliesEdited by Sekrion: 3/25/2015 8:49:30 PMYo mama is so ugly she is the gorygon's mom. (Makes sense if you know Greek mythology)
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1 Replyyama so fat, she couldnt fit in the hellmouth
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yama so ugly, bob the builder couldnt even fix that
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid she don't cheese the bridge
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12 RepliesYou're momma is such an asshole, she's a hunter.
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Yo mama is so fat valus is just the moon
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly she makes the queens brother look handsome
