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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat.... She don't need more vault space; all the storage she needs, under them folds.
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly & nasty, she made the Gorgons Gays & the oracles suck cum
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The cryptarch...I hate her
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Edited by Cowman: 3/27/2015 1:42:08 AMYo Mama is so fat she was mistaken as the black heart. [spoiler]yes, I get that it's racist.[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, she makes Rockets Mc Dickface look like a skinny little blam
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yo mama so ugly, when crota needed a break, she took his place and noone realized
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Yo momma so fat, they call her the vault of ass.
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yo mama so fat, shes the new bridge cheese, push her in, grab sword and walk across.
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Yo mamas so fat, she got recruited to be the cabal raid boss, ROCKETS Mcfatass
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Yo momma so fat, she's the relic shield in vog
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Edited by stegabba19: 3/26/2015 7:38:02 PMYo mama is so ugly phogoth and crota gave her a spit roast infront of omnigul.
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I'm colorblind but Ya moms shirt must be yellow cause those tits are EXOTIC
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Yo mamas so fat that when the wears white people think she's the traveler
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Your mama is so ugly, Phogoth goes dressed as her for Halloween!!!
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Edited by PatPharm: 3/26/2015 8:32:26 AMYo mama so stupid, she thought she beat the game after completing the black garden mission.
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1 ReplyYour moms such a slut destiny patched her loot cave
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Yo mama's so ugly, Eris said that she gave the Hive something new to fear.
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Yo mamas so fat she caused the collapse
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Your momma so ugly when she pointed at crota he cheesed himself
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23 RepliesEdited by XxCrossfire82xX: 2/4/2015 9:02:09 PMYo mama so fat she fills the gaps in the Destiny story line.
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You moma so ugly, phogoth wastes his load on you
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Yo momma so ugly even Phogoth wouldn't touch her
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Sad. Very sad.
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Your momma so bad she dont need a vault she carries all her weapons in her belly button and farts orbs
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4 RepliesYo mama's pussy so deep, 6 guardians jump in it to traverse the abyss.
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Yo momma so stupid she though little light was cured by plan c
