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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mum just completed the raid set. She's now a lvl32 munter.
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Yo mama so ugh' (ugly) Phogoth said, "Bitch don't you bring yo' ugly ass off in this pit!"
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Yo mamma so fat, when you went to fight her dinklebot (your ghost) said: at least it's chained up, not that it could move anyway
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Yo mama so fat she stands outside her bubble and gets blessing of light.
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Yo mamma so fat, Crota made his temple in her belly button wax!
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Edited by lomna17: 3/27/2015 4:21:47 AMYo mama is stupid, she thought the universal remote was an actual remote.
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Edited by nomorbountisXP: 3/27/2015 4:06:32 AMDamn son what happened?! Yo mama so fat she don't fit in the bubble! Yo mama is so fat the Speaker told her to leave the lat city alone.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a Ketch she said " oh just another toenail clipping"
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Yo mama is so nasty every time she opens her legs a voice screams out "We've woken the hive!" Yo mama is so stupid she uses helium filaments for tampons
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YO MAMA IS SO ASHY THEY NICKNAMED THAT BITCH "CHATTERWHITE" *spontaneously combusts*
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Yo mama so fat when someone kills her they get their super up instantly
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3 RepliesYo mama so ugly that she is the reason why omnigul screams
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Yo mamas so ugly she has to wear her helmet in the tower
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2 RepliesYo mamma is so fat the traveler is her ghost
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Yo mamma is so stupid a snake error popped up and ran for her life. Yo mamma is so fat even phogoth is scared to sumo wrestle her.
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Yo mama so fat her weight of darkness is x10 all the time
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Yo mama so fat Phogoths the Untamed said DAAAAYUUUM
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1 ReplyYou momma so fat when she went to the tower the narrator said "your crushing them"
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yo mama so fat when she put on chatterwhite people thought she was the traveler
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2 RepliesYo mama so dumb she dismantled "another NTC" cuz she thought she already had it!
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly, when I killed her in crucible with a headshot, I generated an orb.
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Your moms like crota, everyone puts her on her knees.
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Yo mama so ugly when the gorgons saw her [i]they[/i] died [spoiler]if you going to copy Please give creds To batman[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat, she farted and spawned me a thunderlord.
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Yo mama so gross..... Her loot cave was only visited once. And the loot was cheese.
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Yo mama so fat.... She don't need more vault space; all the storage she needs, under them folds.
