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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat, she is the weight of darkness.
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2 RepliesYour momma so fat gorgons spot her from orbit
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1 ReplyIf this one hasn't been said by anyone. Your mama so fat that she consumes the darkness!
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Edited by Cal Exabyte: 3/29/2015 2:49:37 PMYo mama is ugly that the thralls at the bridge despawned as soon as they saw her.
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat, it takes TWO chatterwhites to shade her armor.
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1 ReplyEdited by Toometh: 3/29/2015 5:44:44 AMBump for [b][i][u]Later[/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Thunderch1d: 3/29/2015 9:50:25 AMYou momma's so sh#t I read the grimoire instead
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Yo mama so fat, when dinklebot see her he says "A CELL. FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS"
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Yo mama so fat the hell mouth couldn't fit her
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When the crucible guy says "your crushing them " he means literally
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Yo mama so fat sepiks prime tried to bang her
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1 ReplyEdited by A Salt Shaker: 3/27/2015 7:23:49 AMYo mamma so ugly that thrall run AWAY FROM her!
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, Dinklebot tried to scan her ass thinking it was a crack to the hellmouth
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2 RepliesYo mama's so stupid, on a job application she wrote, 32 with ghorn, experienced with sword
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1 ReplyYo mama such a hoe the Dads of Destiny owe her child support.
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yo mamas so dumb she actually thinks xur will sell gjallarhorn tomorrow
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, she has to press triangle (Y) for a minute before she can go to orbit.
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Yo mama so fat, that when she spawned in the tower, Lord Shaxx said "HA! You're crushing them!"
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Yo momma's so fat, that my whole fireteam threw themselves into het bellybutton thinking they were CE raid Yo momma's so ugly, that thralls run away from her
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Yo momma so nasty the Templar couldn't cleanse and succumbed to the oracles
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4 RepliesEdited by OG Thrall: 3/27/2015 2:47:08 AMYO MAMA SO FAT MY FIRETEAM FOUND SUROS IN HER CHEST YO MAMA SO FAT I THOUGHT HER BELLY WAS A FALLEN SERVITOR YO MAMA SO DIRTY SHE LOOK LIKE A DEVIL WALKER WHEN SHE CRAWLS OUTTA BED YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE'S CONSIDERED EXOTIC.. but STILL DROPS FOR ALOT OF PEOPLE YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THE OVERSOUL MEANT EXTRA PADDING FOR HER SHOES YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT VEX WAS FRENCH FOR SEX YO MAMA SO GUILTY SHE STARTED WASHING AFTER THE DARK BELOW CAME OUT YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE TALKIN BOUT RIDING THE PSIONS LIKE THE CAR BRAND
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4 RepliesYour mother is so fat that it's in her best interest to lose weight.
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4 RepliesEdited by IncubusBen: 3/25/2015 7:02:34 PMYou momma so fat her dietician be like "I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" [spoiler]possible misquote sry[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYour moms why we need more vault space.
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Your mum just completed the raid set. She's now a lvl32 munter.
