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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamas so fat she a map on crucible
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Yo mama so fat when she plays crucible she spawns next to everyone!
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1 Replyreply for later???
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2 RepliesEdited by Somerandomguy30: 3/29/2015 2:54:31 PMYo mama so fat, Dinklebot scanned her crack looking for a hive ritual. Are Yo mama's pants green? Because their drop rate is high.
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Yo mama so fat that the darkness doesn't consume her...she consumes it
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Yo mama so fat when she put on chatterwhite people thought she was the traveler!
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Yo mama so fat she uses the reef as a hoola hoop
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Yo momma is so fat that we have to patrol her
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You're momma is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the helmouth
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Yo mama so ugly she entered and completed the summoning pits and left with a job application form. I can't take the credit for this, someone else posted this month's ago and I thought it needed to be posted again.
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Yo momma so fat she is the over soul
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Yo mama is so ugly not even wolf pack rounds will chase her.
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Yo mama so fat they named the hellmouth after her
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Your mamas soo fat, well... She's fat... Yeah...
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Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to the moon all the hive evacuated.
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Yo mamas so fat that Dinklebot said,"Well, at least it's chained up!".
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Yo mamas so poor she dismantled the gjallarhorn
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Yo momma is such a ho, that the Abyss Lamp holes seem a lot easier to avoid after a night out with her.
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2 RepliesEdited by LmaoWilliam: 3/29/2015 2:24:08 PMYo mama is so ugly, when you wake her up, your ghost shouts "we've woken the Hive!"
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Yo mamma so dumb that when she seen consumed by darkness, she thought a black man was bouta give her head
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1 ReplyYou stole my control one
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1 ReplyYo mama sooo STUPID She Brought strange coins to the cryptarch Yo mama soo friggin FAT She can't place the ward of dawn... Yo mama so OLD she xurned her gjallarhorn Yo mama so SHORT Crota couldn't hit her
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Yo mama such a pain in my side, they named Thorn after her.
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4 RepliesYo mama such a hoe she more loose then destiny plot holes. (Drops mic and walks off stage)
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Yo mama so fat, she is the weight of darkness.
