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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your momma is so fat she is actually Rockets McDickface.
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Your momma so dumb she bought Destiny for you.
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Yo momma's like a no land beond, ain't nobody gonna want that!
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat she broke the Bekenstien Limit.
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Your momma is so fat when she heads to the Tower, Lord Shaxx says "You're crushing them!"
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Yo mama is so ugly when people first see her they say "Well at least she is chained up"
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Yo momma is must be a Cryptarch, because she never puts out.
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Yo mama so fat when she landed on the moon she made the hell mouth! XD
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Yo mama so ugly, she keeps her helmet on in the tower
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Yo mama so fat, when you die in the darkness zone is says she consumed the darkness
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YObamas so dumb he thought euthanasia was a chinese after school program
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yama so ugly, she can run right through the grgons maze without them even looking at her
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yama so fat, she couldnt fit throught the timestream
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Yo mamas so fat her shadow is the darkness
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Yo mama so fat atheon said "I won't try to detain that"
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7 RepliesYo mama so hairy it takes 10 hunters blade dancing to shave her bush.
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Yo mama so ugly the speaker gave her his mask and said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THIS ON!"
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2 RepliesYo momma so hairy she got Afros on her nipples
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1 ReplyYour mother is a very kind and beautiful lady, so much so that master rahool gives her a ghorn every time she visits.[spoiler]aprils fools! Your moms fat cųnt, just like you[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by o_SHADOWFAX_o: 3/27/2015 4:35:30 AMYo mama so ugk (ugly), she made Eris Morn stop crying the black tears. Yo mama so ugly she made dinklebot shout, WE'VE CAMPED OUT THE HIVE!!!
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Yo mama's so fat every time she sits down the Ghost says eyes up guardian xD
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Yo mama is so bad at destiny, she gets the gjallahorn in crucible with a 0.02 K/D ;(
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly she made the Queens brother suicidal.
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Your mom is so ugly she is the reason we have *contacting destiny servers*
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Yo mama so ugly, the speaker refused to cleanse her when she got her thorn bounty.
