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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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yo momma so fat when i killed her in crucible i got a slayer medal
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Yo mama is a nice lady! [spoiler]apply cold water to the burn[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou mammas so fat,they found the rest of destiny's story in one of her folds
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1 ReplyYo mommas so ugly, when she opens her legs, ghost screams "we've awoken the hive!!"
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat she weighs a lot
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Raven is a noob
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Yo momma so fat the traveler is an orb she produced
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Respectfully, your mother is so fine, the longer I hold my trigger, the more likely I will prematurely explode.
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Yo mama so fat, praetorians don't even have a chance to enter when she's on a sync plate
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1 ReplyYo mamma so ugly the Gorgons refused to look at her.
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You mama is so stupid that she got a job at bungie as the ceo
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Your mommas so fat we used her as a titan shield You mamas so ugly the thrall run from her You mamas such a bitch her and omnigul have a book club
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Edited by Hexxinq: 4/8/2015 2:35:17 PMYo mama so ugly, even tracking rockets avoid her
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Yo mama jokes are stupid
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Yo mamas so useless she makes bungie jealous
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Yo mama scream so loud, everyone thinks she's Omnigul.
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Edited by Hexxinq: 4/9/2015 3:54:36 PMYo mama so fat, Valus calls her 'mama'
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Yo momma so fat she ate Crota and he turned into a Boomer
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Yo mama so fat the cabal mistook her for a planet and blew her up!! Oh btw sorry to hear about ur mom..
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Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the portal on the way to the lamps.
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Your mom is so fat she is a crucible map. Your mom is so fat when I killed her in crucible I got a multi kill
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Your mama is such a disgusting whore that she let 30 cabal legionaries run train on her in the Rubicon Wastes. How did I do?
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Yo momma so fat she doesn't even need to go to orbit... ...she's already there.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat when she landed on the moon she made the hell mouth!
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Yo Mama is so fat, Crotas oversoul, calls her oversoul :)
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Your momma is so fat she is actually Rockets McDickface.
