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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamma so fat we used her as our sheild on strikes
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Yo mama is such a scrub that the thralls don't even bother blowing her up.
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1 ReplyYo Mama So fat I can't even fist her to death
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ya mama's so ugly truth flies away from her. ya mama's so fat but at keast she's still chained up. ya mama's so ugly she's why omnigul screams. ya mama's so fat she needs more vault space. As in she can't fit inside the Vault of Glass
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Edited by BACTERIA SOUR: 4/22/2015 10:55:47 AMYo mama so fat when she sits around the tower, she literally sits around the tower. Yo mama so fat she's got shock absorbers on the sparrow.
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Yo mama is a woman that gave birth to you. [spoiler]also I fvcked her last night[/spoiler]
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Yo mama is so ugly, Gjallarhorn doesn't recognize her as a living target and can't lock on.
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Yo mama's so ugly, fallen souls escape from their body in headshots to escape
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Yo mama's so fat, when she logged in, Playstation crashed
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat she couldn't cheese a raid without crackers
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1 ReplyYo momma so dumb, she thought Pocket Infinity was a vibrator that never ran out of batteries.
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Yo mamma so fat, she gets stuck in the atheon time portal. . . . . .. . . .. thats a wipe, yo mammas stuck again
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Yo mama so ugly, the Templar pushed himself off with grenades when he saw her
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Yo mama so fat, she just sits on Crota and kills him
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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford a white engram from the cryptarch
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to convince the Templar not to kill her during the ritual of negotiation
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Yo mama so stupid, she shared Gjallarhorn to upgrade NLB
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Yo mama so fat, she plugged up the hellmouth
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1 ReplyYo mamas so ugly, she makes cabal scream http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141028052913/destinypedia/images/3/31/Cabal-face.png
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Yo momma so fat, when she went into the VoG she fell on a gorgon and made a second aegis.
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Yo momma so dumb, she thought the HoW had a raid.
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Yo mama slept with a pig and created you!
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1 ReplyYo mama's so ugly, the speaker first looked at her and said "What Sorcery is this?!?!?! I thought Crota was an only son why is there a clone of him?!?!?"
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Yo mama screams so much bcuz she is omniwhoreeeeeee
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Yo mamma so stupid... she doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.... anything.
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yo momma so fat when i killed her in crucible i got a slayer medal
