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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so ugly, when she did vog Atheon jumped of the edge without grenades.
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Yo mama so fat by the time she walked passed the tv the raid was already over
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1 ReplyYo momma so ugly, even a Gjallarhorn wouldn't hit that!
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Yo mama so fat, when she paints herself white, people think she is the damn traveler!
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Yo mama so fat, Sepiks Prime died trying to feed her.
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Yo mama is so slutty she gets kicked around more than the purple ball in the tower
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2 RepliesYour mama so nasty, every time I have sex with her I get all three burns.
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3 RepliesYour mom is so fat she puts weight on the darkness...
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Yo momma so ugly when she enters the Gorgons gaze, it commits suicide.
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Yo momma so dirty, she gave Phogoth that nasty chest herpes we like to shoot at.
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Yo mama is so fat, she used the traveler for a breast implant
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Awful thing you said about my guardians coat. It was made from you moms pubic hair
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Yo mama's so fat that when I killed her in crucible, I won the match
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2 RepliesYo momma ' s so ugly, Bungie makes her wear a helmet in the Tower.
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I can't take credit for it, but I heard it sometime back.. Your momma is so fat, when she landed in the tower Shaxx said "you're crushing them".
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To mamma so UGLY when the Hive saw her, all the thralls said, "MASTER?!"
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1 ReplyYour mama is so fat that she take up six spots in fireteam
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Yo mamas so fat the vault of glass was created in another space and time for her but she didn't fit anyway Yo mamas so fat we had to give her up with the moon to the hive Yo mamas so fat when she pops a heavy XUR runs out of stock
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat bungie called the space between her legs the "twilight gap"
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Yo mama so Fat phogoth came last in the contest
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2 RepliesEdited by Life or Death: 4/25/2015 10:14:03 PMYo mama so ugly that every time she encounters Crota or atheon they cheese themselves
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Super Good Advice was actually good.
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Your mums so ugly that every morning when you dad wakes her up he shouts "WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE".
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Yo mama so fat her bigass swallowed my Nova Bomb!
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Yo mama's so fat, even Atheon can't detain her.
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Yo mamma so fat we used her as our sheild on strikes
