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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so ugly phogoth even turned her Down
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Your mama so ugly she makes phogoth look hot Your mama so ugly that bungie made the gorgons in her honor Your mama so fat that by having sex with her Toland earned his nickname Toland the shattered
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat, when she gets killed in PVP, the guardian that killed her gets a Rein of Terror Medal!
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Your momma so dumb she tried to blow the ghallahorn
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You momma is so fat that she made the hellmouth when she hopped while on the moon
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Yo mamma
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Yo mom a so dumb, she tried to protest with the abyss defiant.
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1 ReplyYo mama's so fat, Valus has to reload to kill her.
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You mummas so fat, we all got lost in her dark below.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, when she spawns in the Tower Lord Shaxx says, "Youe crushing them!!!"
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1 ReplyYo momma so dumb when she saw an engram she said OH! GUSHER!
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat she controls all the zones with just one ass cheek
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Edited by I Am CoolGuy: 4/8/2015 1:19:18 AMYo mama so fat she dont blink when using hungering blade
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1 ReplyYo mama so mean people call her RNG.
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6 RepliesYour momma is like Crota. Likes to get down on her knees and be slammed by my sword ;)
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Yo mamas so fat she breaks the menu when you inspect her. [spoiler]i suck at these[/spoiler]
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Edited by creature_in_u: 4/27/2015 3:50:50 AMYour momma so fat that even Phogoth won't date her.
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Edited by Mr Spiderhead: 4/27/2015 3:46:21 AMYo mama's so fat, your ghost said "Dayum, that wizard came from yo mama!" Or... Yo mama's a public event.
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Yo momma is so fat the cabal gave her a big machine gun, rockets, and started calling her valus tu'aruc
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Yo mama so fat, her shadow gives Weight of Darkness x10
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Yo mama so fat she can down Crota's shield by falling over. None can survive the shockwave...
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Edited by GOOBLIN: 4/27/2015 2:38:53 AMYo mama so ugly she blinded me without a Saint-14
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Yo mamas so ugly, phogoth cowers in fear when he sees her.
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Yo mama so fat she could kill atheon and crota by sitting on them
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Yo mama so fat she would gets stuck on the way down to the abyss killing everyone
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Yo mama so ugly, when she did vog Atheon jumped of the edge without grenades.
