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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so old that the Ishtar collective once studied her
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Yo momma's so fat she could be used as a bridge to cross the chasm.
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1 ReplyYo momma is so fat, That when she's in the abyss, Crota doesn't have to apply weight of darkness
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1 ReplyYour momma so fat my ghost tried to scan her crack for the chamber of the night
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1 ReplyYo mom so ugly even the relic couldn't cleanse her!!!!!¡¡¡¡
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1 ReplyYour momma is like Crota, she'll kneel for any guardian.
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2 RepliesBungie named the auto rifle "Up for Anything" after your mother
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yo momma so fat weight of darkness is from her shadow
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Your momma is so ugly she more ugly then the hive
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3 RepliesYo momma's so fat, i pictured her in my head and broke my neck!
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Yo mamma so ugly she couldn't even make gjallarhorny
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7 RepliesI call yo mama the forums cause she always full of dicks.
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2 Replies[spoiler](╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Sir . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ＼ B / / ＼＼ U ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou mamma so dumb when she heard her ghost say, " I'm your ghost actually. " She screamed and ran out of the room
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Your mom is.so fat instead of blowing up planets and.moons she eats them
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Your mom is so fat she can be called an ogre
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Yo momma is so nice she showed me the ropes on how to raid :)
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2 RepliesYo momma so dumb, she thought Red Death was the last period she would ever have.
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Edited by ZackFala: 4/27/2015 11:02:15 PMYour momma so fat she takes up my whole fireteam for VOG. Edit: your momma's screams makes Omnigul sound sexy.
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Yo momma 's so ugly, even Dinklebot wouldn't open a door for her.
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Your momma is so unwanted I'd rather have a squeaker in my raid than her
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Yo momma so scary that ghost says "we've awoken the beast" when her alarm goes off
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2 RepliesYour momma is so ugly, I could push her face in some dough and make Phogoth cookies.
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Yo mama is so common that Bungie nerfed her in the vaj.
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Yo momma so ugly phogoth even turned her Down
