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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Here's an original: Yo momma so fat, all her guns give -2 agility!
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1 ReplyYo mamas so stupid, she thought sunsinger was super sayian mode
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58 RepliesEdited by OohKillEm85: 2/16/2015 12:56:49 PMYo momma soo nasty even PSN won't go down on her!
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Yo mama so ugly, gorgons try to run through her maze.
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Yo mama so fat, that all her guns come with high caliber rounds.
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Yo mama's so ugly you don't even have to wear saint-14
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Bump I want more xD
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Edited by a lazy surfer: 4/28/2015 8:53:48 AMYou mama is so easy that when when I told her I got the the Black Hammer, she took her panties off.
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Yo momma's so fat, she can keep the Templar from teleporting while sniping from the top spawn.
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Yo mammas teeth are so yellow guardians thought they were exotic engrams
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[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyIf you excuse me I have to go home and put some water in your moms dish
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4 RepliesEdited by GoldenGlove11: 4/28/2015 1:16:53 PMYour Mom isn't ugly, but her Grimoire Score is.
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Yo mama so ugly, the Ghost thought she came from the moon.
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Your mum's so fat she has to pay double on a tomb ship
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Your mothers been used more then the thorn.
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Yo momma so fat when she equipped chatter white people thought she was the traveller
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This is so cringy.
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Yo momma so fat your ghost can't even transmat her.
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yo mama so fat she can melee the oversoul
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Yo mama so fat, when she crouches to turn invisible, enemies still see her.
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1 ReplyGave Rahool a green engram. He gave me yo mamma
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Yo mamma so ugly when she joined my fire team everyone looked at her and... *guardian down *guardian down *guardian down *guardian down *guardian down
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Yo mama's so fat, when i asked her which portals she was gonna get open and she said "i got 'em both". i looked back to see her on both
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Yo momma's like a supplicant blowing any guardian that gets close enough.
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Yo mama so old that the Ishtar collective once studied her
