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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat even No Land Beyond could no scope her.
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Your mama is......on my rocket yard
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat when she goes to the Tower, Lord Shaxx says, "you're crushing them"
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the tower, Lord Shaxx said You're crushing them! [spoiler]Taken from Mr Fruit's "Heard In Destiny 4"[/spoiler]
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Yo momma is so fat I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time.
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Stfu.ur stupid
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2 RepliesYour momma's so stupid, she tried to refreshen her breath with the Icebreaker...
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Yo mama so fat, when she spawned in she pushed atheon off the edge.
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[quote][quote]Everyone do me a favor and add x boogs x to your messages and spam him. Tell him josh sent you. No bad intentions this guy is my friend I just wanna troll him
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Yo mamma so fat even the traveler can't take her anywhere.
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4 RepliesEdited by Brob: 3/13/2015 5:58:33 AMYo mama is so ugly, the Gorgons take out a mirror to kill themselves. Yo mama is so ugly, when she strolled into the Black Garden's heart room she gave it a heart attack. Yo mama is so fat, Phogoth wishes she was his wife Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't fit through the time stream Yo mama is so fat, Crota couldn't kill her with his sword Yo mama is so ugly, she is worshipped by the Hive as a goddess stronger than Oryx. Yo mama is so fat, she thought that the Traveler was a Gumdrop Yo mama is so fat, she eats the Darkness for breakfast Yo mama is so fat, 29,000 Gjallarhorns couldn't even phase her Yo mama is so fat, the Gorgons can see her from space Yo mama is so fat, she is worshipped by the Cabal for being fatter than them. Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that Dregs were edible Yo mama is so fat, the universe orbits her Yo mama is so fat, the planets travel to her
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1 ReplyYo mama's so dumb and so fat she ate the bridge cuz she heard everybody cheesed it.
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2 RepliesYo momma's so fat, she got stuck in the Hellmouth
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10 RepliesYours momma's so fat she didn't fit in the vault. Your moms like extraction crews. 2 waves and it's over Your momma's so fat she came down as a Warsat and you had to defend her. Your momma's so fat it takes 3 Fallen Skiffs to bring her in. Your momma's so ugly that's why Eris Morn is blind. Your momma's so ugly we called wipe quickly. Your momma's so dumb she got lost on Forgotten Shore. Your momma's so dumb that's why the specified it was Earth's Moon.
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yama so stupid, a dreg chased HER a round a rock!
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6 RepliesYour momma so fat when she equips chatter white people think she is the traveller Your momma so fat she got spotted by a gorgon when still in orbit Your momma so fat she broke the bekenstein limit
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Yo mama so fat, her boss battle's at the beginning of the strike.
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Yo mummas so fat when she does VOG she syncs the RH side sync plate from the Lh side.
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You mama so easy, guardians group up to shoot into her loot cave.
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Your mama is so fat, whenever she visits the tower the Traveller starts singing "We are family!"
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Yo mamma so fat, not even Atheon can teleport that!
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18 RepliesYour mama's like the weekly nightfall - I do her 3 times a week with my mates and I always come away with a burning helmet
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Your momma so fat the praetorians cant get on her sync plate Your momma so fat her shadow casts weight of darkness
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Edited by tacoface1996: 4/29/2015 12:41:07 PMYo momma so fat, the darkness confuses her for the traveler. Yo momma so ugly, thralls follow her.
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36 RepliesEdited by Umbral: 3/8/2015 5:27:47 PMYo mama so fat, when she plays crucible, Lord Shaxx says "You're crushing them!" EDIT: This has 30+ likes. I didn't expect this much.
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Here's an original: Yo momma so fat, all her guns give -2 agility!
