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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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2 RepliesYo mama so stupid are squad had to wipe and she asked for toilet paper.
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Your mom is so fat that the guardians used her as a bridge in crotas end
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1 ReplyYour Mommas a bitch... the end
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Yo mama is like the first sparrow, everyone has had a ride and all upgraded for better.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she makes Atheon jump off the ridge out of disgust. Yo mama is so dumb that she thought Xur was some foreign drink.
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Yo mama so fat her Ward of Dawn fills the map
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Yo mamas so fat when she lands in the tower lord shaxx says "your crushing them"
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2 RepliesYo mumma so ugly truth aggressively avoids her
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Yo mama so ugly she's the reason dead orbit wants to leave
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Yo mama is so fat, the oversoul summons HER!
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Yo mama is crota during a cheesed raid...stuck on her knees
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Your mamma so fat all of Xūr's strange coins combined weigh less than her
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1 ReplyYo momma's so fat that atheon has to teleport her to Mars and Venus
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1 ReplyYo momma is so fat that when she wears Chatterwhite people mistake her for the traveler
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Yo momma so ugly when she comes to visit Ghost yells: "We've woken the hive!" Yo momma so fat when she equips Chatterwhite people think she's the Traveler.
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Yo mama calls me Thunderlord
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Yo mama so big, she took up a whole Titan bubble to her self! Yo mama so ugly, she makes Xur look like a beauty queen.
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Yo mama so fat, she thought the traveler was a gumball!
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Yo mama so stanky they named the Dragons Breath after her. Yo mama so fat when she saw Croata and Atheon she said "Aw it's my baby twins!"
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Yo mama's so ugly when Guardians see her they make a break for the nearest shallow water!
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Yo momma so fat, when she equips chatterwhite, she looks like the traveler.
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2 RepliesYo mums so fat the Gorgons spotted her in orbit.
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Edited by TheyCallMeOneT: 5/3/2015 7:22:43 AMYo momma so fat, her disconnection error code is "Diabetes" [spoiler]and her thorn shoots insulin needles[/spoiler]
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Yo' mama is so fat she fills the tower lobby.
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You momma so fat the traveller tried to terraform her ass.
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Yo mama so fat even No Land Beyond could no scope her.
