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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so smart she coded optional matchmaking & in-game lfg tools but the devs fired her. Oooooooooooo
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped on the moon, her descent created the hellmouth
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yo mama so fat she can't be lost in time
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Yo mama is so fat the cabal consider her as a planet to destroy.
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Yo mama is so ugly the Vex stopped worshipping the heart and started worshipping her
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Yo mamas on dregs
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Yo mama's so ugly I bought her from xur for 2 strange coins and he gave me 4 back.
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Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why the Traveler is recovering
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Yo mamas so fat that Phogoth looks up to her
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Edited by GangerGrunt: 5/12/2015 2:08:47 AMYo mama ass is so fat she's how [b][i]The Dark Below[/i][/b] got it's name
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Your mom is so ugly supplicants explode on eye contact
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Yo mama so fat, I gotta use my fist of havoc just to get her off.
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Yo mamas so ugly a gorgon saw her and dropped dead.
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Yo mamas nickname is the hunger of crota
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, Wolfpack rounds get stuck in her gravitational field. [spoiler]science jokes lol [/spoiler]
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Yo mommas so ugly its the reason xur comes only on weekends.
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Yo mama is as fat as valus. OOOHHH KILLEMMM
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Yo mamas so ugly Phogoth cringes when he sees her
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Yo mama so fat that enemies don't drop her consumables.
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Yo mama so fat that when she went to the twighlight gap [spoiler]It wasnt a gap anymore[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYo momma's so dumb, she thought Destiny had a story
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Yo mamas so stupid she used AR's in crucible
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Your moms so ugly the last destiny update forced her to wear her helmet in the tower.
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2 RepliesYo mama so stupid are squad had to wipe and she asked for toilet paper.
