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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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3 RepliesYo mama so... [spoiler]UGL3H[/spoiler] I went to your house to hang out with you, and as I entered the front door with you, looked at your mama, I yelled "HOW DID CROTA GET IN HERE???"
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You're momma's so fat that she doesn't need to be a Titan to use fist of havoc. She just jumps
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2 RepliesEdited by WorsePanther310: 6/8/2015 3:08:06 PMYour mama is so fat that when she enters the tower Lord Shaxx yells "you're crushing them!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she got banned
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2 RepliesYo mama so ugly Truth's rounds aggressively avoid her
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Is my wife. Now go to bed son.
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Yo mama is so fat that her ass cracked called oryx
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1 ReplyYo mama's so ugly, when she looks at the gorgons they get a debuff called "yo mama's gaze"
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Yo momma so wolf she's the whole house
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Your momma is so stupid. She tried to use a shader for the sun You momma so desperate. When we say down crota, she goes down on crota
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1 ReplyI'll re post one of my old ones from a different thread. Ahem. Your mom is so fat, when I pulled down her panties, I thought a fanatic died.
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Your momma's so fat she got hit by a nova bomb and said "that tickles!"
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Your mother is so over weight...... We are all concerned about her health
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I shit myself. Wet farts are the shit
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Yo mama so fat they call her booty cheeks the dark below
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yo mama so old, in her history class, she just wrote down what she was doin!
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2 RepliesYo mamma's so stupid, she thought the prison of elders was a retirement home.
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1 ReplyYour mama so fat skolas thought she was a pilot sevitor
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NECROBUMP.
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Your mama so fat she clogs the time streams
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Yo mama so fat and dumb the only raid she can flawless is the refrigerator on hard.
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Yo momma is so frghtening in the bedroom she sounds like Omimguls screeching
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This is awesome lol
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Yo mama so fat that people think she's the traveler when she wears chatterwhite
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Yo mama so ugly Wolfpack rounds avoid her
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Yo mama so smart she coded optional matchmaking & in-game lfg tools but the devs fired her. Oooooooooooo
