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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mamma so fat she considers the oversoul a "viable option"
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Yo mamma so old she started the gold age
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Yo mamma so ugly she prevents Crota from regenerating
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2 RepliesEdited by Kennywaspro: 6/10/2015 10:03:49 PMYo mammas so fat atheon can only send her big toe through time Yo mamma so ugly crota kneels at her sight Yo mammas so fat tracking rockets get caught in her gravitational field Yo mammas so fat the fallen skiff is her sparrow
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Yo momma so fat when someone dies at Crota he spawns "Yo mama's gaze"
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3 RepliesEdited by Guardian3263: 6/10/2015 9:51:08 PMYo mama so ugly the gorgons won't gaze upon her. Yo mama so fat she left no ether for Kaliks to gorge on. Yo mama so annoying she makes Bromnigul sound like Morgan Freeman. Yo mama so ugly no one will bear their sword around her. Yo mama so ugly I don't even have time to begin to explain how ugly she is. Yo mama so fat the vex don't know where to begin erasing her from time. Yo mama so fat Gjallarhorn can't take her down.
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You mama is gonna kill destiny... And she's cheaper than 40 bucks.
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Yo momma so loud, she woke the hive on Mercury!
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2 RepliesYour momma is so fat. When she belches the whole room is covered in bile
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she got her own bounty. "Complete 6 patrol missions on yo mama"
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Edited by Azhidal: 6/10/2015 9:40:29 PMYo mamma so ugly when she went to the moon the hive worshiped her as a new god of darkness.
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Edited by ThisMahSwamp: 6/10/2015 9:39:51 PMYou mama so fat, not even a 6 man team of bubble titans could protect dat ass.
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2 RepliesYou mama is so fat, People look up in the sky and wonder what the hive are doing up there
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Yo mama such a whore they named the 'twilight gap' after her
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Yo mama so fat her ass crack is nicknamed the dark below
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Yo mama so ugly she make Ohmnigoul look like Kate Upton
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly she doesn't need the Helm of Saint 14 to blind her enemies
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Yo mama so ugly that Nightfalls kick her back into orbit before the mission even starts
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly truth aggressively avoids her
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Yo mama so fat she still managed to push Atheon off [spoiler]on the way to the buffet[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesYo momma so fat, she broke the Bekenstein Limit.
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Yo mama's so ugly the oracles couldn't look at her long enough to mark her.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought the Prison Of Elders was a local retirement home
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Yo mamma so fat she needs a nerf.
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3 RepliesYo mama so... [spoiler]UGL3H[/spoiler] I went to your house to hang out with you, and as I entered the front door with you, looked at your mama, I yelled "HOW DID CROTA GET IN HERE???"
