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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama is such a beast she has her own error code
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Yo mama so fat I mistook her for Luke Smith
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4 RepliesYour mamas so fat she's blocking the templars teleport
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Yo mamas so ugly they let her out of the prison of elders
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Yo mama sooooooo fat she sat on the traveler and damaged it, hench why were in this mess......
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Your mama so fat she dressed like a ghost for Halloween and she looked like the traveler
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Yo mama so old that you have to do Prison of Elders to visit her
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Edited by TrulyDontCare: 6/27/2015 6:52:26 PMYo momma so ugly she makes cursed thrall implode.
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1 ReplyYo momma so dumb she captures A on blind watch. Yo momma so nasty Gulrot won't touch her. Yo momma so fat the Psion Flayers tried to pull her out of orbit to use as a weapon. Yo momma so ugly she made Eris Morn cut out her eyes again. Yo momma so unhealthy her warlock bond is also measures her blood pressure. Yo momma so dumb she thought orbs of light were the same thing as motes of light. Yo momma so ugly the speaker have her his mask. Yo momma so fat Valus Ta'aurc cries for nerfs because she's too much of a bullet sponge. Yo momma's breath so nasty I nearly died, even though I was wearing my Jackknife 3.2. Yo momma smell so bad when she goes to Xur he says "The Nine wish for me to speak with you, but damn bitch you stink. -blam!- the universe, the darkness wins, I ain't getting any closer to you. Peace!"
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Yo mama so far when a titan fist of havocs her the titan dies
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Yo mama so fat she became the new Devils prime servitor
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2 RepliesYour mama is so fat that she jumped into the Hell Mouth and got stuck!
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Yo mama so ugly oryx said wear a bag or get out of the bedroom
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Edited by Philtr0n-PRIME: 6/27/2015 2:32:42 PMYour mama is so dumb I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why she is so dumb.
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1 ReplyYour mama so fat her pants are like NLB [spoiler]No one wants to see it drop[/spoiler]
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Yo mamas so ugly when the Gorgons saw her they turned to stone
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1 ReplyYour mama is so fat she completed flawless raider [spoiler]in the kitchen[/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so hot she attracts her own skip grenades to her
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Yo momma so fat that [spoiler]her sparrow is actually the traveller [/spoiler] Yo momma so ugly that [spoiler]when she was spotted by the gorgons, they died[/spoiler] Yo momma so stupid that [spoiler]she still does loot circles in patrol for mats[/spoiler] Yo momma so old that [spoiler]she farmed the OG loot cave[/spoiler] Yo momma so ugly that [spoiler]Earth's Golden Age was when she stayed in her house for once [/spoiler]
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Yo mamma so ugly even the Hive wouldn't take her!
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Yo mama so fat. Crota stays kneeling instead of standing up
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3 RepliesYo mamma is so fat when she uses chatterwite people think she is the traveller
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2 RepliesThe middle school autism in this post is overwhelming...
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Yo mama so fat, Valus T'aurec says she needs a nerf. Yo mama so fat, Oryx tried to "take" her...and couldn't. Yo mama so fat, they had to build the prison of elders -around- her
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Your mama so fat that she traded In all her strange coins for food and then ate all the food....cause she's fat....get it?
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1 ReplyYo mamma so fat she considers the oversoul a "viable option"
