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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mama so fat the cabal mistaken her for one of their own
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Yo momma so fat that even the pull of the sun couldn't move her - and that's how dead orbit came to be
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Yo moma so ugly she walked into the Temple of Crota and came out with a job resume.
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Yo momma is such a slut even a ghost could open her pants.
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The traveler is yo mama rockin' chatterwhite.
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Yo mama is such a ho that guardians throw money at HER!
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2 RepliesEdited by Cyber: 6/27/2015 7:51:55 PMYo mama so fat, when she spawned in the Tower Lord Shaxx said, "You're crushing them!"
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1 ReplyI open yo mamas vagina like a blue.engram
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2 RepliesYo mama so ugly that when she woke up her alarm clock said "We've woken the hive"
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat, her subclass is bunslinger
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Yo mama so heavy rngesus can't drop her for anyone [spoiler]burned[/spoiler]
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yo mama so fat Crota asked her to fill in for the Oversoul when it got sick
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Yo mama so dumb when we said we were going to get the Kell she said "no thanks, I don't like seaweed"
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Yo mama so fat that everyone on LFG is trying to find her checkpoint
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Yo momma so dumb she said she wanted her Rare engrams well done!
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Yo momma so fat the only speaker she talks to is at a drive thru.
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Your momma is so old, she better off in the prison of elders
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"Something stirs deep within the hellmouth..."
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Your mom is a noob.
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1 ReplyYour mom makes the Omnigul scream when she cums.
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat her ghost is the traveler. Yo mamas so fat when she equips chatter white everyone thinks she's the traveler Yo mamas so stupid she tried to cheese the devil archon
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Yo mamas so fat there is no way dinklebot could open her flaps
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Yo momma so stupid she brought her engrams to Rahool.
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat the gorgons spotted her from orbit!
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Edited by TARDIS011: 6/21/2015 7:26:32 AMYo mama is so fat that when she arrived to earth people thought a new traveler had shown up and thus the plot of Destiny 2
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Yo mama is such a beast she has her own error code
