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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mamma is so fat she charged Septiks Prime yelling, "Git in mah bellay!!!"
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Yo mamas so fat...she could never enter the thrall maze
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Yo momma is so fat she makes the Warsats crash!
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Yo mamma so stupid she understands the story line in game!
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Yo mamma so ugly Omnigul went, "Daaaaaaammmmnnnn!"
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Yo mama's so fat, that she needs "send it" to scratch her ass.
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Yo mamma is so slutty SHE was named the first Pocket Infinity.
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Yo Mama so fat my raid team went looking for Crota... in her ass.
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Yo mama so fat she is the Traveler
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Yo mama so easy she bungie next raid
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Yo mama so fat she blocked out the sun then everyone thought the darkness was returning
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Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a black raincoat the hive think the mother ship is coming
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Yo mamas so fat when she wears Glowhoo everyone says "Shoot Oversoul!"
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You mama is so dumb she ran to CROTA with a slice of bread hoping to make a cheese sandwich
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat, her light level is minus 30
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Yo mama is so fat she went to Titan smash and broke the crucible
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I open your moms vagina like a blue engram
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2 RepliesYour momma such a slut, she's the new loot cave...
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Your mom is so fat and ugly cabal confuse here with Valus
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Yo mama just like destiny cause she sucks
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Yo momma is so fat it took a thousand ghosts to scan her.
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Yo mama's so fat she can't fit inside a titan's bubble.
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Yo mama's so fat... even the ward of dawn couldn't protect her...
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Yo mamas so fat you can kill her from across the map with a shotgun! And you won't even need shotpackage...
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Your mama so fat the cabal mistaken her for one of their own
