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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Edited by oFATNAPPYo: 8/8/2015 7:20:59 AMYa momma has fake legs, and real toenails.
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1 ReplyYour mom is such a whore that she should just wipe in real life. Wait... Whaatttt?
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Edited by Loyalpayer: 8/8/2015 7:17:58 AMYo mommas so fat when she takes a selfie she uses google earth.
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5 RepliesYo mama so fat, that when she couldn't stand up, people start thinking, at least it's chained up
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Your mom uses so much electricity that the electric company thinks that there must be a servitor feeding off the power. You know, cuz she's fat?
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4 RepliesYo momma is so stupid, she thinks Thieves Den is a good trials map
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Dump I mean bump
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1 ReplyReply for later
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Yo momma so fat, she wears fallen walkers for boots.
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7 RepliesYo momma so fat she can't even fit in Titan armor.
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Yo mamma so ugly she makes Phogoth look like a god damn model
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Yo mama so fat that the gorgons couldn't wipe all of her from existence.
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Yo mamma so stupid she nerfed black hammer.
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Yo momma so dumb she makes the nerf look like a smart move.
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Yo momma is my toilet
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Edited by jonjon229: 7/11/2015 10:35:52 AMYo momma so fat, she blocked out the sun and brought the darkness
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Yo mama so fat when she wears chatterwhite guardians mistake her for the Traveler.
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1 ReplyYour momma is so fat the over soul shoots her!
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1 ReplyYo mamma so fat she rides a Fallen Skiff during patrol.
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1 ReplyYo momma lacks of story so bad. They started calling her destiny
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1 ReplyYo mama so nasty they call her The Butt of Crota
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Not a mama joke but Girl are you an etheric light? Because you acend my penis :)
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1 ReplyYo mama look like a iron banner.
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2 RepliesEdited by CrudeDude: 6/28/2015 12:41:27 AMYO MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE'S DONE TAKING A DUMP, SHE SAYS "OKAY EVERYBODY WIPE"
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1 ReplyYo momma is such a nice lady I would like to give her a hug.
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1 ReplyYo mamma is so fat she charged Septiks Prime yelling, "Git in mah bellay!!!"
