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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamma so fat that people kept mistaking her for the traveller [quote]SWIGGITY ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swoogity ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ （ ･∀･) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ (･_･)っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / BOOTY ／ ＼ | ● ● | ＼ ___ /[/quote]
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I could tell you of the stories we used to scare children. But now they're scared anyway...
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Yo momma so fat...even the traveler couldn't [spoiler]TOPKEK[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYour mamas so ugly that she is ugly
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Edited by A Gay Witch: 8/9/2015 8:47:10 PMYo momma so fat shes the moon Phobos
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Edited by ArnnFrost: 8/10/2015 6:01:55 AMYo Momma is so fat that whenever shes online, everyone get 5 loading screens, red bars, lag and crash with error code: Burger.
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Edited by ArnnFrost: 8/10/2015 6:01:32 AMI thought you wrote "Yo momma is so fat that when she uses a white shader she looks like the Traveler" coz its over used. Shame on you xD ..... its overused
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On a scale of one to shut the fûck up, shut the fück up! Oh, an yo mamma,... Uhhh yea she's could lose a couple pounds. Boom! Oh and her hairs nappy... An she farts in the elevators and gives ppl dirty looks
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Edited by Nero: 8/9/2015 7:59:35 AMYo mama so fat Destiny.
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Your mother is so ugly, that the Gorgons get gazed from her.
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Yo momma is so fat, She wanted to fight the black heart but she didn't fit thru the portal
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1 ReplyEdited by STAR-L7RD: 8/8/2015 7:00:53 AMYo mama so fat i dont even have time to explain why i dont have time to explain how fat she is. Yo mama so fat she makes the Dreadnaught look small. Yo mama so ugly she makes Omnigul look like a supermodel. Yo mama so stupid she uses Heavy synth when she's dead.
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Yo mama so fat She kills atheon by landing on him on her butt
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Yo momma so fat when she stand on her balcony The Speaker tries to start a conversation
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Edited by Xylar: 8/8/2015 8:46:19 PMYour mamas [b]SO[/b] [u]fat[/u]. That when she arrived at the tower, lord shaxx yelled- [b]"You'er crushing them"[/b]
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Yo mama is soo stupid She thought titans could blink Kappa titans
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Your momma is so fat she is always weight of darkness x10
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Your Mom is so fat that when she put on Revenant, Guardians shot at her because they thought she was the Dark Heart
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Yo mama so fat she can't even fit in the Hellmouth
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2 RepliesYo momma is [i]so fat[/i], she joined an Iron Banner game late, on the losing team, and Lord Shaxx said "you're crushing them."
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Your mom is a [b]Thorn[/b], she gets used by everybody!
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3 RepliesEdited by Xova: 8/8/2015 7:19:25 PMYo momma is sooo ugly, even oryx didnt take her.
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Yo mama don't wear no draws I saw her when she took them off standing on the glimmer line eating swine trying to look fine with her stank behind.
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Yo mama so fat she broke the vault of glass
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Your mom is so fat oracle don't try to mark it cuz they are sure she cant be real
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Edited by oFATNAPPYo: 8/8/2015 7:20:59 AMYa momma has fake legs, and real toenails.
