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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat the gorgon's gaze wiped my team before we even opened the vault door. Yo mamas so fat that me, her and a friend tried to run trials and it told us we had too many fire team members.
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Edited by CosmicHell: 8/9/2015 8:18:50 PMYo mama so ugly Gorgon don't dare gaze at her
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat not even self rez can save her from Diabetes
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I'll re-imagine some classics. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the tower, she sits [i]around[/i] the tower. Yo momma so fat, the bitch double jumped in the air and got stuck.
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid, she ran from the hive cause she's allergic to bees.
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Your mama's so fat when the traveler is on vacation she takes its place
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Yo mamma so stupid when she heard u say wipe she went to the tp
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4 RepliesYo momma so fat a gorgon spotted her in orbit
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Yo mama is- [Error code: weasel]
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she constantly has weight of darkness
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Yo mama so big. We need head seeker to find her mouth
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4 RepliesYO MAMA IS SO POOR... She cant afford TTK
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1 ReplyYo mamma's so fat, she opened up a pine apple and was like"where's sponge Bob at?" [spoiler]i heard this joke in a destiny chat, worst yo mamma joke ever. Ever.[/spoiler]
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Guardians cheese your mom to get her on her knees with rockets to the face
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Yo momma is so stupid that your dad was bought from Xür
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2 RepliesYOUR MOTHER IS [b][i]SO F**KING FAT[/i][/b] THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO ORYX'S DREADNAUGHT SHIP, SHE SAT DOWN AND [b]CRUSHED ALL OF ORYX'S PUSSY ASS HIVE ARMY[/b] AND CAUSED ORYX TO SURRENDER HIMSELF TO YOUR MOTHER'S [i][b]FAT ARSE[/b][/i].
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Yo mama so fat the only time you see sunlight is when she uses blink.
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Yo mama so poor, for Halloween she dressed up like a tv...
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Gjallahorn kills bosses like your mom kills Big Macs
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Yo momma so fat all the mayo in her body was mistaken for Ether
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Edited by Chris Chan: 8/10/2015 1:41:29 AMYo mama so fat that even bungie couldn't need her!
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Yo moma is so heavy even the force can't move her :)
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Yo mamma so fat....... Eris thought her belly button was the hell mouth...
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat when she visits the tower lord Saladin says " you're crushing them" All credit goes to Mr.Fruit heard in destiny.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into the tower Lord Shaxx says "you're crushing them" Thank you Mr Fruit
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Yo mamma so fat that people kept mistaking her for the traveller [quote]SWIGGITY ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swoogity ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ （ ･∀･) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ (･_･)っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / BOOTY ／ ＼ | ● ● | ＼ ___ /[/quote]
