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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so stupid fat, she thought motes of light was a diet pill.
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Ya momma so ugly that Gorgons die at the sight of her
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Edited by H3ADxCA53xNS4NE: 8/10/2015 2:28:55 PMYo momma so fat, she blocks the Gorgons gaze.
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Is that a herd of thrall or yo momma
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Yo mama's so dumb, she stockpiled special ammo synths for her Icebreaker!
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1 ReplyYou mama so fat she throws up a Titan bubble and it ain't big enough for her ass
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Yo momma so fat, a sparrow tried to ride her.
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she can fit 3 Gjallahorns in the back of her neck
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Yo Mamma's so nasty she gave Crota a BJ and then kissed you goodnight.
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10 RepliesYo mama is Crota.
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Yo mama so bad, she fell off the airplane on Thieve's Den while trying to get heavy.
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Edited by Shadowdragon: 8/10/2015 2:47:42 PMYo mamas so ugly, even the cursed Thralls AVOIDS her.
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Your momma is so fat that when she goes on a trip people will call her the traveler. Your momma is so fat that guardians will mistake her for a hive abomination.
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Yo mama soooo fat that on her wedding day everyone thought she was The Traveler
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat when she put chatterwhite on everyone thought she was the traveler
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Yo mama sooooo ugly the, Gorgons die if she looks at them!
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Yo mama is so fat, she breaks atheons containment bubble.
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Yo Momma's so ugly that even the Hive look pretty
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Yo mamas so fat, when she fell into the thrall abyss, she broke the moon
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she's 9000x Valus Tauruc's weight
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Yo momma so fat Gjallarhorn had a hard time putting her down
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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the tower Lord Shaxx says, "You're Crushing them"
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1 ReplyYour momma so fat that she can barely get one jump off using bones of Eo
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Yomama so fat when she FoH everyone moves away cause friendly fire automatically turns on.
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Bungee jump
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat the gorgon's gaze wiped my team before we even opened the vault door. Yo mamas so fat that me, her and a friend tried to run trials and it told us we had too many fire team members.
