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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mammas so cool she plays cards with randell the vandal in the cosmadrome.
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Yo mama so noobey she bought gally last weekend
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Yo mana so fat and butthurt she has to have 3 posts just to fit her want of nerf to thorn and shotgun blink combo
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Yo momma is so ugly that she solos everything by letting bosses look at her face and commit suicide.
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Yo mama so ugly she was yhe weapin that pushed the darkness away
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Yo mommas so fat her jelly rolls were the location of the battle of twilight gap
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Yo mommas so fat she ate skolas at red lobster
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Edited by Benimaru: 8/13/2015 9:45:33 PMYo mommas so old, she was alive when the vex built on venus
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You mommas so fat she made the queen jealous because she's the last thing the light touches
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2 RepliesYo mama is so fat that when she put on chatter white, everyone thought she was the traveler
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she wanted to solo crota but itsaid she had to many fireteam members
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1 ReplyYo momma so ugly she hears "we've woken the hive" every morning
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1 ReplyYo mama is so stupid she thinks thorn requires skill
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Yo mamma so fat she takes up half my vault space
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I slap your mom to get heavy
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Yo momma is so ugly even the gorgons wouldnt gaze at her.
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-blam!- NIKE
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Yo mamas so fat that the Fallen modeled the servitors after her.
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2 RepliesSeriously... Yo mama jokes? Did I travel back to 2006?
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Yo mama so fat when she wears chatter white people think she's the traveler
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Your mums so ugly even oryx wouldn't take her
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Edited by Skyrender6: 8/13/2015 6:56:25 PMYo momma's so stupid she blew herself up in a detain bubble, self-rez'ed and blew herself up again Yo momma's so dirty that I cleansed her and she still got negated
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1 ReplyYo momma's so ugly, she appears as the boss in the Summoning Pits strike. Yo momma's so fat, the traveler tried to terraform her when it arrived. Yo momma is so dumb, she dismantled her only ghorn to get the shard to upgrade NLB.
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1 ReplyEdited by Tronvirus: 8/10/2015 4:33:37 PMYo mama so fat the gorgans saw her in orbit
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... So scrubby, her name is Rose.
