The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so ugly that she's the reason they turned the lights of in the abyss
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Your mother is slightly overweight, she should maybe think about jogging or swimming, and maybe try a low fat diet.
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Yo mama so ugly she put devouring essence on Skolas.
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YO MAMAS SO UGLY THE GORGONS DIE WHEN THEY LOOK AT HER.
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Yo mama so crazy, the Vex don't even got time for that
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Your Mamas so fat the community asked to nerf her
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Yo mama so fat one fart from her kills golgoroth and oryx instantaneously!
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Yo mama so fat when she contributed to the golden age she made it COLLAPSE
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Yo mamas so fat that when she sat on caydes map, she made the whole tower collapse!
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Yo mama is so fat that the guardians and the cabal mistook her for the Dreadnaught.
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Yo mama is so dumb she mistook Young Ahamkara's Spine as a wishbone.
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Yo mama so fat the cabal crashed into her
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You mama so fat when she wears purple people think she's a nova bomb
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YO MAMAS SO DUMB SHE DOESNT OPEN THE SPIRIT BLOOM CHEST.
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YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HAD TO KEEP HER HELMET ON IN THE TOWER
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YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE BROKE THE POE ELEVATOR.
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To mama so nasty not even PSN would go down on her
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Yo mamma so stupid she fùckèd Oryx for a chocolate bar
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Your mama so fat, Taken Phalanxes blast themselves back.
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Yo mama pussy so big, it's known as the echo chamber.
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Yo mama so fat she fills the gaps in destiny's story
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Yo mamma is so poor I caught her sharing half a sandwich with a dreg in the mothyards
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Edited by zbones: 10/22/2015 1:59:11 PMYo mama so ugly, When she grabs Golgoroth's gaze, he dies.
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Yo mama so ugly. When she went into the gorgons maze. She came out with a job application!
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Yo mamma so ugly, no ghost would revive her Yo mamma so fat, she's the reason the collapse happened Yo, I heard yo mamma was a shrieker [spoiler]that's all I got :3[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so nasty, she uses cursed thrall to pop her zits.