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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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2 RepliesEdited by TG: 8/25/2015 10:01:46 AMYo Momma so fat, she crushed orbit
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Yo mama is so fat that's even phogoth thought she was a small moon.
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2 RepliesPlease reply to this So I can follow this post
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2 RepliesBump for later. Pls reply.
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Yo moma so fat, gorgons spot her when she's at the tower
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Yo momma is so ugly, Variks ran away instead of giving modifiers
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Yo mamas so fat, when she sat down it caused the Collapse.
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4 RepliesYo momma's so fat because she plays Destiny way too much and never exercises. Now she's in the hospital because of a heart attack and now the only memory you have with her is her getting her first Ghallahorn from Xur.
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Yo mamas so ugly the thrall run from her
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Yomama so ugly , when she first encountered the hive , the thought she was a thrall!
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1 ReplyYo mommas so stupid she spent 9 hours trying to solo vog
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Edited by Lannon: 8/23/2015 11:44:24 AMYour mother is such a whore, every guardian has raided that Vault of Ass. She prefers they have Black Hammers though.
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Your mamma is so fat..... She paints her nails at Earl Schibe.
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Yo momma so dumb she thought Gjallarhorn was a French pastry
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1 ReplyYou're mom so stupid she pulled a rvabby on her hawkmoon
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly she taints skolas instead.
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1 ReplyYour mother is a whore
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Your momma's so fat that the fallen mistook her for the cell from the prison of elders...
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Your mama's so fat, when she pee'd the Golden Age!
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2 Repliesyo mama's so big the darkness mistook her for the traveler
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What do you call a baby with a broken jaw?
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2 RepliesYo mama so nasty she had harpes in her dark below
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Your mama's so fat, on Crota they shoot at her instead of the over soul!
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Your mother is so gargantuan that when Atheon opens the time portal she's sent to Mars, Venus and stays outside the portal.
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Yo moma so fugly she mskes eris look fine. Yo moma so fat she ate taniks and shizzed 4 vandels
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Yo mammas so cool she plays cards with randell the vandal in the cosmadrome.
