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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo moma is so fat, one snowy day in winter i mistook her for mount everest... Yo moma is so fat, she thought equator was a belt size.. Yo moma is so fat, one time during sex i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch..
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Yo mamma so fat even the darkness couldn't consume her
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Yo mommas so ugly the Gorgons let her pass because they don't wanna look at her
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Edited by Lil Guard Duck: 9/7/2015 5:20:45 PMYo mama's so fat, the Traveler thinks it's your sibling! Yo mama's so fat she saw the Reef and said "I LOVE GRANOLA! GIMMIE!" Yo mama's so fat thr Cabal said, "Ok guys, we might have to go around this one." Yo mama's so fat Dinklebot said, "That wizard came from YO MAMA!" And then laughed at you. Yo mama's so fat, the Darkness is actually her shadow!
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Yo momma such a whore, she thought Fist of Havoc was a sex move.
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Yo mama's so fat when she went into the crucible Lord Shaxx said, [i]"You're crushing them."[/i]
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3 RepliesEdited by Ltaustin117: 8/23/2015 10:26:36 AMYo mama is so fat, that when she looks in the mirror, she looks back to the consultation about her obesity problem with her doctor, resulting in her low self-esteem which then forces your father to divorce her. This later then drives her to suicide.
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Yo mama is A CELL, FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!!!
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Edited by Zardiini: 9/7/2015 5:14:00 PMYo mama so short She hooks up with ghost [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYo momma so broke, when her ghost revived her in the cosmodrome all she got was an oversized t-shirt
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You're mom is that fat the cabal look anorexic
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13 RepliesEdited by StarCat: 9/7/2015 4:58:49 PMYou mamas so ugly the hive run from her
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Yo mamma so far even the darkness couldn't consume her
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1 ReplyYo momma so stu-"[i]A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/i]
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Yo momma is so stupid that when the fireteam said to wipe, she went to the bathroom
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Yo mamas so fat Phogoth couldn't lend her his cave.
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Yo Mama so fat they replaced Phogoth with her.
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1 ReplyYo mama is so ugly omnigul has to fight her to level up.
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Yo mama so fat when the ghost said it could go on for miles he was talking about yo mama.
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Yo mama so stupid she washed her hand in the Ishtar sink.
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Yo mamas so beautiful, whenever I massage her, I pay HER.
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I just made the 3000th reply
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1 ReplyYo momma is SO FAT She needs send it to take a crap
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Your momma so dumb she tries to give cpr to the dead ghosts. 'Come on lil buddie'
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2 RepliesEdited by TG: 8/25/2015 10:01:46 AMYo Momma so fat, she crushed orbit
