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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat; she uses an Ogre as a dildo.
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Edited by Silvanthis: 9/10/2015 11:52:33 AMYo momma so fat she turned dinklebot into nolandbot.
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My Moms Dead
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4 RepliesYo mama so fat, when Atheon opens a time stream, it only teleports her foot. Yo mama so Stupid, she thought the Vanguard was a car protection service Yo mama so fat, she killed Crota's oversoul by sitting on it Yo mama so ugly, I couldn't tell the difference between her and Phogoth. Yo mama so old, she and Atheon were friends in High School. Yo mama so Fat, She used the Traveler as a yoga ball.
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Yo mamma so fat..the traveler looked at her and said DAYUM!!!
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Yo mamas so unlucky, she had to buy her gjallarhorn. Yo mamas so fat, and ugly, the thorn can't kill her.
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Yo mama is confirmed to be the next raid as a cabal boss!
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You mama's so ugly thralls think she's a Wizard.
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Yo momma is so fat she can open the vault of glass by herself
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1 ReplyYo mama's so fat when she Spawns in, she automatically pushes Atheon of the ledge.
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Edited by Golden1_1Dragon: 9/11/2015 2:01:25 AMYo mama is so smelly gulrot the unclean said bungie please nerf too stinky
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Yo moma so fat even she couldnt become taken
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Your Mama so fat, she can be in the past, present, and future at the same time.
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Edited by devon hero: 8/10/2015 5:03:11 AMYo mama so fat the no land beyond was named after her butt crack
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Your momma is so stupid, when the stranger told her she didn't have time to explain, she handed her a watch
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat it makes the ghost go through a loading screen before it can be summoned by her.
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...so poor she thought Spare Change.25 was something she'd find under the couch cushions.
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1 ReplyEdited by wex: 8/18/2015 3:12:42 PMYo mama is so fat that we must destroy this machine god and send her soul screaming back to hell.
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1 ReplyYour momma smells so bad that the traveller woke up.
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Yo momma so dirty that every perk on her is head seeker
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Yo mama so fat she stood on the sync plate and broke it
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Your mama's so fat Oryx tried to take her and popped his back out
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Yo mama so stupid, she fought xylar and lost
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Yo mama is so stupid she uses Arc Blade on Croata
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat not even the dreadnaught would orbit around her
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Yo moma is so fat, one snowy day in winter i mistook her for mount everest... Yo moma is so fat, she thought equator was a belt size.. Yo moma is so fat, one time during sex i rolled over twice and was still on the bitch..
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