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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo op is a fgt
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Yo Mamma is so stupid she though she had to Pay to dance
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid she bought the Destiny taken king edition
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat that when she tried to join the fireteam every one got babooned
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4 RepliesYo mamas so ugly truth aggressively avoids her
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Yo mama so fat the Gorgons gave up erasing her existence.
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Your mom is so fat .
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Yo mammas so fat, they ran out of medals in the crucible.
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Joe mamas so fat Oryx mistook here for the dreadnaught!
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Yo mama so ugly even oryx won't take her
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1 ReplyYour mommas so ugly the hive worship her butthole
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Bump old threads
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat the war priests oculus wiped out all 3 relic totems
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Yo momma so fat people worship her and fight the Darkness in her name
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Yo mama so fat, Rasputin shot her down and hid codes in her that you have to transmat for a whole 3 minutes while fighting off Taken or Fallen.
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My Ma is a Superhero.
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite everybody thinks she's the traveler.
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yo mama so fat, when the other team kills her, the person who killed her goes unbroken and the match ends
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Yo mama is so fat even the cabal couldn't blow her up.
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Your mom so fat, no one wants to carry her in a raid.
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Yo mama so fat that the darkness spreading through the galaxy is her shadow.
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Yo momma's so poor that when she flies of the handle, she has to sparrow off the handle.
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Edited by PiggyWhiteG: 9/21/2015 8:20:13 PMyo mums a fat fuk yo
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Your mama is so ugly Xur was like "Damn she ugly"
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Yo mama is so stupid she thought warlocks was a new hairdo
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Edited by kadel6092: 9/21/2015 10:18:28 AMYo mama is so fat the darkness in her butthole cannot be penetrated by the light of the traveler of old
