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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your moms so stupid she died in orbit
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Yo momma so ugly Bungie made an emote to shoot yourself in pity for us...
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Edited by Grasp of Malok: 10/7/2015 5:56:45 AMYo mama's so fat pre-nerf wolfpack rounds from a max gjallahorn barely take down a sliver of her health. Yo mama's so ugly all thrall run for the hills. Yo mama's so ugly oryx wouldn't take her. Edit : i saw the guy below me on green pants, so lets make a exotic one. Damn man. Yo mama looks so exotic no matter how many times i try at nightfall, i can't get her pants to drop.
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Yo momma so ugly that she went undefeated in trials cause no one could take it...
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Yo mama so ugly ogres run from her.
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Yo momma so damn ugly[spoiler]not even Rahool would decode her[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, she needed multiple ghosts to bring her back to life.
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Yo mama is a dreg
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This is the greatest thread of all time
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4 RepliesYo mama so ugly she made the gorgons die instantly at the sight of her
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Yo mama so fat, she uses the Goliath tank to get around
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat, Atheon could only teleport her half way through the the portal
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Yo mama so fat she uses the ahamkara as transportation
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Yo mama got banned from the solar system because when guardians tried going to the tower, they went to orbit your mom's fat ass
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Yo mama so dead a ghost can't revive her. [spoiler]I like dark anti-jokes.[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, when she fell down on the moon the hell mouth was born
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Yo mama so loud omnigol had to cover her ears
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The Gorgons killed every person they saw once they saw yo mama
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1 ReplyYou mama is so fat she reminds me of Eris but instead of 3 eyes she got 3 titties
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Your momma so fat, she make valus ta'ruc say damn!
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3 RepliesYo momma's so fat Atheon couldn't lose her in the Dark Corners of Time.
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5 RepliesYo mama so ugly... [spoiler]even Orxy wouldn't take her[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYo momma gets around so much that she's considered a public event
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat her shadow gives out Weight of Darkness
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1 ReplyYo mama is so fat, not even a final round spear could carry her through trials.
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Yo op is a fgt
