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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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5 RepliesYou momma so black she's a garden...
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Yo mama so ugly Thrall run [i]away[/i] from her.
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Your mamas so ugly her stare kills the over soul
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1 Replyyour mamma so fat she got spotted by gorgons while she was in orbit
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4 RepliesYo mamas so fat, she has a permanent weight of darkness x10
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Edited by Creed422: 10/7/2015 4:37:32 PMYo momma so fat she uses Saturn's rings as a hoolahoop!
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Edited by BeasT M0de 9001: 10/7/2015 7:44:43 AMYo mama so ugly the speaker actually told her the story to make her go away Yo mama so fat she is the next dlc planet
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Yo mama's so ugly, even Gulrot turned away.
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat when she fall it's like a warsat
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Your mamma is so ugly, she chases after thralls
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1 ReplyYo mama so greedy, she made you buy your emote with silver.
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Edited by Author: 10/7/2015 6:28:11 AM"Yo Mama So Fat" the vanguard had to shove her into Rasputin's bunker
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2 RepliesI could tell you why your mama's fat....
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Edited by CJMCREDS: 9/21/2015 8:02:06 PMYo mama is so fat lord shaxx screamed "I can't believe my eyes!"
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Yo mama's so ugly she killed the gorgons with her gaze
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Edited by Packis: 10/7/2015 6:15:13 AMEveryone is bad.... Your mom is so fat, Guardians built the last safe city around her. I did Vault of Ass with your mom last night, I took control of her plates, my spire formed, and I let in my light. Your mom is like Tess Everis, She takes my Special orders for free. But now she wants silver :( Your mom is so stupid the Vex worshiped her. (Vex worship what they can't understand) Your mom is so ugly, Oryx mistook her as Crota and withdrew his fleet. Your mom is so pale that the speaker says he hasn't seen light like hers in ages.
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1 ReplyWhether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into the bed with [b][i]Yo Mom[/i][/b] on Mars. So let's get to taking off her clothes, one by one. Mama Ta'aurc. From what I can gather she commands the Strip Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of [b][i]Rub[/i][/b]-it-con. She's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through her clitrous , take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold. [spoiler]Yes. Yes I did.[/spoiler]
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Yo mama is so stupid, she taught the traveler was the sun
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Edited by Maki: 9/10/2015 11:27:06 PMYO MAMA SO FAT! She caused the great Collapse.
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Your mommas breath so hot not even a sword block could save u
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Your mommas so fat no one could [b][u][i]carry[/i][/u][/b] her
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Yo mama so old she predates the vex
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4 RepliesYo momma so fat that when she sat down during the Golden Age, they called it the collapse!
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Yo mommas ass is so big that Bungies next DLC will feature a new planet...[spoiler]IT'S YO MOMMAS ASS[/spoiler]
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Yo momma SO ugly that Bungie nerfed her cause stats showed that weapon was too OP
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Your moms so stupid she died in orbit
