The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so dumb she thought the dreadnaught was a hair style. That's all I got.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to dock her boat in Meridian Bay.
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Yo momma so ugly she made the cabal withdraw...
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Yo mama is so fat she wasn't able to fit into the hell mouth
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Yo momma so stupid she confused my hard light as a weapon
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Your mama's so fat, she's the Kell of the House of Pancakes.
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Yo mama so nasty, she sucks my cabals and kisses you good night with that mouth
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Edited by irvingjohn1985: 9/10/2015 6:18:23 AMYo mamas such a crack fiend she was the first one in to the vault of glass Yo mama so fat she causes aoe damage when she uses the dance emote Yo mama so fat she did a shot for shot remake of the Wrecking Ball video with Sepiks Prime Yo mam so nasty when I took her panties off Ghost said "We've awoken the hive!"
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Yo mama so stupid she bought dictionaries to try and get The Last Word
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Yo mommas so dumb she took windex into the vault of glass...
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Yo mamas so ugly when she awoke the hive they saw her and went back to sleep
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat hadium flakes for breakfast!
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Bump please
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I found it :-D
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Yo momma so ugly she can't die from touch of malice. Yo momma so ugly 1000 yard stare still isn't far enough. Yo momma so ugly the gorgons died from HER stare.
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Yo momma is so fat she uses google earth to take a selfie.
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You mama so ugly She makes Alak-Hul look as pretty as Mara Sov
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Yo mama so ugly, that we won't see a hard mode oryx until she leaves.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to steal golgoroths gaze he tablet of ruined himself
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Yo mama ugly manly and dirty wormspore grows on her lip
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Yo momma SO stupid that after the stranger gave her the gun and walked off, ur mom followed her....[spoiler]if you watch the scene again it's makes it more funny[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat when stormcallers use their super she does the landfall.
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Your mama is so stupid, stranger actually had to make time to explain. No? Oh, sorry... I'll leave...
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Yo mama's so fat, SHE'S the one who created the hull breach in the dreadnought. [spoiler]the cabal just happen to come across it[/spoiler]
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Edited by Spyro: 2/4/2015 8:59:45 PM[quote][/quote]
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You momma so black she's a garden...