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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so ugly she made urrox the flame Prince set himself on fire
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6 RepliesEdited by moo: 10/8/2015 12:24:27 AMYo mama so stupid, the exo stranger had to explain. Edit- thanks all, haha this ones old.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat she went through a vex time gate and was in the past, present and future.
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Yo mama so fat, when she walks by people Think a public event is incoming
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Edited by Kuna: 10/8/2015 8:53:53 AMYo mama's so fat, when she was thrown in the Crucible, she automatically recieved the "We Ran out of Medals" award.
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yo mama so fat when a phalanx hit her the phalanx got sucked into a black hole.
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Yo mamma's so fat she's the reason the sky goes dark when a public event starts
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Yo mama so fat she doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain why she so fat
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Yo mama is so ugly, she gonna be the next taken king
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Yo momma so fat she just rolls through the jump puzzles in kings fall
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Yo mama is so fat she tripped over the Cauldron and created the Twilight Gap
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Yo mama so fat that everyone calls her thunderlard
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Your momma is so fat that when she plays crucible lord shaxx says " You're crushing them"
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Yo mama so fat she probably was a titan *drops mic*
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YOU MOMMA SO FAT SHE BE LOOKING LIKE A MALE TITAN YOU MOMMA SI UGLY NOT EVEN GOLGRITH WOULD GAZE AT HER YOU MOMMA SO UGLY NOT EVEN TRUTH TRALS HER UT AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS HER
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Edited by Nero: 10/8/2015 12:20:39 AMYo Mama so fat when she joins a control match- "I know total domination when I see it guardian"
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Yo momma so ugly she's the reason the hive woke up
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Edited by tacoface1996: 10/7/2015 11:59:35 PMYo mama is so ugly, that crota confused her for one of his Deathsingers in the raid.
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat her disconnect error code is: whale Yo momma so dumb she uses call outs, in rumble. Yo momma so fat that when she runs relic it says you have torn the dimensions, instead of torn between dimensions. As a matter a fact yo momma can't even run the relic, she walks it.
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1 ReplyThis is officially my favorite thread someone please bump me!
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Yo mama is so fat, when she left the house, people started screaming "THE TRAVELER HAS AWOKEN"
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Yo mama such a skank that when Oryx "took" her he gave her back the very next day
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You mama so fat she was hitching a rude with the traveler and is the real reason it crashed.
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2 RepliesYou mama is so ugly [b]when the Gorgon looked at her, they wrote [i]themself[/i] out of existence.[/b]
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Yo mama's so fat Crota asked for her to sub for the Oversoul when it got sick
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Yo mama's so fat Crota asked for her to sub for the Oversoul when it got sick
