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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mama so dumb, she tried to fix her sparrow with the Mida Multi Tool.
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17 RepliesEdited by Kuna: 9/21/2015 8:12:36 AMYo momma's so fat, when she was thrown in the Crucible, Lord Shaxx screamed "YOU'RE CRUSHING THEM"
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Ur moms so ugly dregs wont eat with her
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2 RepliesYo mama's so fat. . . That we're all concerned for her general well being.
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Yo momma is.....disappointing
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You mama so fat- When she sneezed, she ripped a whole in saturns rings You mama so STUPID- She wore sun block to the sunless cell! You mama like a shotgun Two c0ks, blows, and lost her package I think I have more
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Yo mama so fat, the cabal make fun of her
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2 RepliesYo mama's so stupid she thinks these are funny
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34 RepliesYo mamas pants must be green cause their drop rate is high
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Yo mommas so poor she's still capped at year one!
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2 RepliesYa mama is so over hyped she could be a destiny story line Your mama is so used by everyone she needs a nerf Your mama is so long and boring she could be the crucible quest line Your mama is so elite she even tells her husband to git gud scrub
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Yo mama is so OP, the other classes got nerfed.
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Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need fist of havoc.
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3 RepliesEdited by cadsop: 10/21/2015 5:53:53 PMYo mama's so fat when she wore chatterwhite her doom or chelchis's description changed to "I found the great machine" Yo mama so fat that the weight of darkness got the debuff 'Yo Mama x10'
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8 RepliesEdited by Sam the Senpai: 10/18/2015 3:13:19 AMI got a few, rate which one you like the best 1) yo mama so fat, not even oryx can take her 2)yo mama so stupid, she killed a teammate in rumble 3)yo mama so fat, you need someone to take her gaze to damage her 4)yo mama so fat, not even taken phalanxes can knock her off 5)yo mama so ugly, xur didnt go to the tower on friday 6)yo mama so ugly dinklebot didnt want to be her ghost anymore
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Yo mama so fat, while shes doing prision of elders variks says "eat mines yessss?"
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Yo mama is so fat.... If the dreadnaughts core did explode she wouldnt even feel it
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Your momas so fat if she puts on chatterwhite people call her the traveler
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"Dismantle yo mama, yessss"
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Yo mama's so old she was there when the Traveler was BORN.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she joined a fireteam waiting in orbit, they wiped.
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Yo mama so fat, when she tries to play patrol, destiny says she has too many players on fireteam.
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Yo mama so fat, when she spawns in on crucible, she becomes the map.
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Yo mama's so fat she solo'd Atheon because each time he banished her to another realm her butt cheek was still able to hold the sync plate and open the gate.
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Yo mamma is so fat that when year two came out, we found the dread naught trying to orbit her
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Yo momma so ugly that she's the reason they turned the lights of in the abyss
