Ps4 players are more butthurt simply because we take bigger shits than xbox players. We eat more meat and more substantial meals, because not only are we less broke and can afford such meals, but we are also more manly than xbox players. It is simple reverse-Darwinism at it's finest, let me explain: Xboners use huge controllers, thus leading to the stretching of their hands. Similiar to a medieval stretching torture "rack", your hands are stretched until they are weak and can no longer function correctly. Also, what kind of person comes to mind when you think of long fingers? No, not aliens; [u]women[/u]. #facts #shotsfired #nowwhosbutthurt?