>Be me
>At school
>Big Crowd to get in hall
>Standing near girls who are visually sexy
>Crowd squishes up even more
>I'm slightly smaller than one
>Trip slightly
>BoobFace
>We pretend nothing happened
>I'm holding boner in
>Another girl walking near me
>It's still crowded and she's trying to get to front
>She squeezes past me
>I squeeze her big butt
>She doesnt know who squeezed her
>I'm holding erection throughout the hall event
>Somehow manage
>Has dick in a place where the erection won't be seen
>Best erection ever!
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Flip it so your belt holds it down. Problem solved. If you don't wear a belt, dress nicer you god damn plebeian.