(I ship my character with my friends character with mine, we're both girls irl but her character is a male, we both agreed that my character was the one to ask him out because I see her as dominant, My character's name is Reflection her character's name is Francis)
Reflection:"hey, where do you put that knife of yours?"
Francis:"I'm not sure where Exactly I put my knife, I don't seem to have a holster anywhere"
Reflection:"how about we head over to my place and I can show you a place where you may sheathe your knife?"
Francis:*blushes and consents*
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I have cancer from this post
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I regret not scratching my eyes out this morning.
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One day, I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut. I was in a shady part of town, but I wasn't too worried, as I was in a hurry. I turned a corner to walk under a bridge, when I saw a gathering of 14 middle aged men, all wearing skin-tight leather clothing, with brightly coloured crocks as their footwear, all sitting in a circle, jacking one another off. In the middle of this circle, two other men dressed similarly, and of about the same age, were passionately making love. That was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw this post.
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 2/3/2015 5:23:53 AMWelp. Goodbye humanity.
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[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote]ayy lmao[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]wat is dis[/spoiler]
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I'm high and is this serious?
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This post gave me Ebola
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This post gave me Ebola
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Edited by Swagu: 2/2/2015 7:23:35 PMThis is so f[b]u[/b]cking beta.
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[quote](I ship my character with my friends character with mine[/quote] What the hell is wrong with you
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those girls need to get a life, fjcking trash.
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pssst what does ship mean? Besides the noun cause I'm pretty sure you used it as a verb.
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I don't get it
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M9, this had better be satire.
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Haha I do that with my friends too!!
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What. The. Duck.
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♪ Now some rivers run high ♪ ♪Some rivers run low ♪ ♪Her river runs red and she's started her flow♪ ♪And it's called Menstruation and here's what it means to you♪ ♪You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first♪ ♪Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst!♪ ♪Son don't be afraid, it's a natural thing♪ ♪Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string♪
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Oh boy.......
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I like bad jokes -w-