[quote]Welcome to my dojo. If you walk in, I will kill you. If you get near my dojo, I will kill. If you comment on this thread at all, [b]I Will Try To Kill You[/b]
HOWEVER: you may be able to escape. If you offer me gifts or you group up with other victims and manage to escape my dojo, I have some guy (LordMoldyButte) hosting a cookout in back. He's making shish-kebabs with katanas. I may leave the dojo to join the party periodically, but I will kill one person randomly, and only one. Good luck.
Best way to survive: offer me something, and I may let you live, albeit with an injury or two.
My weapons: sacrificial blade of Cthulhu, flaming katana that can be conjured from thin air, gold and diamond tipped sword, two desert eagles, explosive kunai, a magical shield, and a dagger that was gifted to me. I also now have two high end cars.
My allies: IntrepidTurtle, DrewGames777, BANANA, Richard Nixon, VengefulSiren, LordMoldyButte
Edit: 100 replies! [i]many more deaths to come, however[/i]
Edit 2: I now have the ability to conjure a flaming katana and have more powerful kunai.
Edit 3: don't touch that barrel in the corner. The head of the still-living deadpool is drinking booze in there...
Edit 4: my bloodlust is starting to subside. I may be a little more merciful. Maybe.
Edit 5: deadpool (DrewGames777) may kill you as well.
Edit 6: the Lenny's have invaded. This thread is under siege.
Update 7: The dojo now has a nuclear weapons program.[/quote]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 2/2/2015 6:14:31 PMYes. *slashes throat*
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Yes. *rips off your left arm* *beats you to death with it*
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Does that count as a double kill? *slips into the thread quietly under the pretense of asking a question*
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Deadpool: Hahaha, silly spy, ive been trailing you this whole time! *Stuffs Pineapple(Grenade)in mouth*
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Hmm. Tastey..... *boom*...... HA! Alka seltzer anti indigestion. Also works for accidental explosions and grenade swallowing. I gift it to you kind sir. I hear you have some barbecue items it might help with.
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You sneaky bastard! *shoots stinger*