originally posted in:Swirling Ring of Trash
Thanks to recent funding by the pope we have been able to begin working on a new weapon, one far more powerful and devastating than the Gjallarhorn. Currently we refer to it as the "Puppy Launcher." In appearance it resembles that of a banana made of lego bricks with a toaster mounted on back and a cheese grater as it's trigger. The actual tube/rocket pod features a pug's head with sparkles pouring out of its mouth. For ammunition it fires the most powerful thing we have on hand, you guessed it, a brick. Similarly to North Korea's advanced arsinal these bricks act exactly as they should, as bricks. But wait! There's more! What's the point of an exotic weapon if it doesn't have it's own unique sound? *cough* MultiTool *cough* This baby not only looks like a babe, it sounds like one too! Producing the joyful sound of a giggling baby, this weapon will lift your spirits in no time!
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Gjallarhorn in a nutshell.