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Edited by Queen Magikarp:
3/11/2015 12:54:17 AM
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worship the magikarp leader
Yes you heard me I am the leader of the unstoppable magikarp army bow down to me or perish
I will with scripture
Deuteronomy 17:2-7New American Standard Bible (NASB)
2 “If there is found in your midst, in any of your [a]towns, which the Lord your magikarp is giving you, a man or a woman who does what is evil in the sight of the Lord your Magikarp, by transgressing His covenant,
3 and has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, or the sun or the moon or any Lenny, which I have not commanded,
4 and if it is told you and you have heard of it, then you shall inquire thoroughly. Behold, if it is true and the thing certain that this detestable thing has been done in B.net,
5 then you shall bring out that man or that woman who has done this evil deed to your gates, that is, the man or the woman, and you shall stone them to death.
6 On the evidence of two witnesses or three witnesses, he who is to die shall be put to death; he shall not be put to death on the evidence of one witness.
7 The hand of the witnesses shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterward the hand of all the people. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.
Edit: we reached 100 now we shall reach for the stars
Edit2: we reached 200 as more and more ally's join our fight soon we will rule all
Edit3: it seems some Lenny's challenge my authority
Edit 4 300 I never expected to make it here I guess you people love magikarp
Edit 5 400 replies keep supporting the magikarp cause
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1 ReplyNo. Worship me. I have cheese
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1 ReplyNevar
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1 ReplyTHERES A BREACH IN THE HULL DESTICLES INCOMING M8! [spoiler]\|--|/[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWORSHIP DESTINY OR LEAVE
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*bows*
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I'm happy to join the religion my lord
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4 RepliesAll hail magikarp
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyThere was a man in Europe in a business trip. His car broke down in the middle of a road that sound through the peaceful plains. Along the way to a nearby repair station, he heard the most beautiful sound in all his life. He had to know what caused it. He followed the sound all the way back to a small monastery, sitting on a hill. He knocked on the door, and a Monk answered. The man explained his situation, and then said,"That is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard. I must ask, what makes it?" The Monk responded: "I can't tell you, only a monk may know. However, you are welcome to stay the night if you want." The man stays the night, and continues the next morning. Years later, he gets married, and brings his wife to the monastery to hear the sound. She agrees whole heartedly that it is the most beautiful sound in the world. She knocks on the monastery door, and is answered by a monk. She asks what makes the sound. The Monk responded with "I would tell you, but only a monk may know. However, you are welcome to stay the night." And in the morning, they continue on their vacation. Decades later, the man lost his job. His wife left him, and took his only child with her. He was so very sad, the only thing that could make him happy was hearing that sound again. So he saved his money, and traveled to the monastery. He knocked, met the Monk, and gave his story. "Enlightened one", he said," I have nothing left in the world. I would just like to know: What makes that sound?" "I may not tell you, my child. Not unless you were to become a Monk." "How must I become a Monk?" "Count every blade of grass, and every grain of sand, and then return here." So the man traveled for the next several years, counting every blade of grass and grain of sand. He returned to the monastery, and gave them the numbers. They concurred, and said,"Congratulations, you are now a Monk." He responded with,"I know the virtues of patience, however I must ask: what makes the beautiful sound?" The monk told the man to follow him. Down a hallway lines with silver, there was a golden door. Beyond that was a golden hallway, with a platinum door. Beyond that was a platinum hallway with a pair of plain doors. The monk opened the doors, and the man saw the most wondrous thing in the world, the only thing capable of making such a sweet sound. And I'd tell you what it is, but you aren't a monk.
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Well this looks dumb- [quote]some Lennys are against us[/quote] SIGN ME IN WOOOOOOOOOO
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12 RepliesPraise helix, not this false prophet
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5 RepliesPraise lord helix, God of anarchy!
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2 Repliesmagikarps are trash
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1 ReplyRip magi karp.
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5 RepliesAl hail lord Helix
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1 ReplyAll hail karp All hail karp
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1 ReplyBefriend the magikarp.
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1 ReplyMagikarp git gud
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1 ReplyOh it's you
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1 Reply( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ▄︻═╝╚═╤─ Just give me the word king lenny
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6 RepliesPraise the trouple king!
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1 Reply*stares uncannily* Your cool magikarp.
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1 ReplyKarp Karp !!
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 I have a shot, i repeat i hav the shot
