>be me
>16
>pale white, skinny, beta as -blam!-
>in gym class
>athletic kids start to make fun of me
>call me racist names like nerd and geek
>i ignore them
>in english class one of them throws a paper ball at me
>my crush, sitting near me, laughs
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>get home from school, get text from unknown number
>"hey nerd u should kill urself"
>i reply with "who the -blam!- is this?"
>"you dont need to know geek"
>whatever.jar
>next day in math some kid walks up to me and steals my calculator
>DELTA SQUAD'S IN YOUR HOUSE BITCH
>i beat the living shit out of him
>we both get sent to pricipals office
>principal is at a meeting, so we have to wait in the main office
>some lady in the main office says that the principal is back
>we get up and go to his office
>i knock on the door
>"come on in"
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
English
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I lost it at Dino, God damnit!
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If i had a nickle for every time I heard this pasta, I'd put them in a sock and knock OP unconsious.