>In the beginning there was nothing
>Then out of nowhere there was a single being
>It's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bends and shapes matter to build a forum to live on b.net
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gives birth two grizzled ancients of the flood
>The ancients gather under the flood to speak of halo and The Lord and savior Lenny
>eventually the ancients get kinky and decide to grow the forms
> The two ancients birth two types of users
>The first mates with there mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gives birth to Archonos
>The second gave birth to deej, he was corrupted into a pegboy that became the first desticle and was banished to a nether realm no floodian dared enter #Destiny
>Achronos then went on to produce the entire flood as his alts
>some of the alts grew to power and became the ninjas destined to watched over the forums
>A golden age of b.old rose
>a time of quality trolls and original jokes
>but deej came back
>he had an army of thousands of destructive children with seeminly one intention to destroy the flood.
>they went on a crusade and nearly overwhelmed the flood taking one of their strongest nation #gaming
>war was held many floodians and Desticles fell but in the end the flood had won
>the two forums went their seperate ways and eventually #gaming was reclaimed
>for now there is peace but the forum isn't the same as b.old
>many of the original children of Achronos had fallen the ones that made b.old what it was and now the forums was lesser then what it was
>deej still lurks in #destiny waiting for his moment to strike
>a prophecy still tells of the day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will descend from the heavens to vanquish deej
>it tells of a meeting between Achronos, deej and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>they all discuss peacefully until the pegboy side of deej cums out
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Achronos attack deej and throw him off his chair
>he falls on the floor
>Everyone does the dinasour
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Actually, >o_____________o was born, Destined to troll the flood